Sep 14, 2004 09:25
London's a huge place and yet every morning on the tube I see the same woman on the Victoria line and we travel together to Victoria station. This is not so unusual, there are millions of people who ride the tube every day. But this woman is the spitting image of a before shot on an Oprah make-over show.
1. Box grey or beige business suit with skirt, with large shoulder pads
2. Frilly purple/pink nylon shirt
3. Matron shoes that are a size too big
4. Green, blue and yellow beaded headband. It's the width of a 50c peice and sits at the back of her red hair and looks in danger of falling off.
I know I am by no means perfect (almost, but not really) but seriously I just want to slap her about the face and bring her out of 1987!