Stole it from Ebaums World, but it was awesome, so here ya go

Apr 09, 2006 14:57

Two men are talking in the bar sharing their sob stories. One man says, "I had the worst Freudian slip the other day."

The other man responds, "What the hell is a Freudian slip?" "You know," says the first man. "It's when you mean to say one thing, but you say something else that reveals what you are really thinking about.

Like the other day I was at the airport, and this really sexy lady was helping me. Instead of asking her for 'two tickets to Pittsburgh,' I asked her for 'two pickets to Tittsburgh." The second replies, "Oh, now I know what you are talking about. It's like the other day when I was having breakfast with my wife. I wanted her to pass me the orange juice, but instead I said, 'You ruined my life, bitch!'"

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OMG that party last night was awesome. Ya know the most awesome part about it? No hangover this morning, thank you very much. I think it's cuz I drank a good amount of water before I went to sleep. I've been neglecting to do that the last few times I drank.

I got to hang out with a few people I don't usually get to hang out with, which is cool. Namely That Bastard Paul Carrol. LOL, he's SO funny when he gets drunk. That sneaky sonofabitch :) Let's see... I ripped off PT's shirt Incredible Hulk style at one point... I went around with a bent bottle cap in my mouth growling at people cuz it looked like monster teeth... got laid 3 times :)... had a good talk with Trey, which I'm glad I got up the balls to do cuz I'm often too passive with things that I could help with... I only showed me boobs like... 2 or 3 times, so that's good :) AND! Michael wasn't there, which made me sad. And Jessi didn't quite make it, which made me upset more than sad, but sad nonetheless. AND! Whitney couldn't come with made me slightly confused because she's an adult... but whatev. Kinda helped clean a little bit this morning when we woke up, but didn't accomplish much, cuz there were no more trash bags :( And omg, Scott was there! But... I think I said about one or two sentences to him the whole time cuz he just kinda sat in the other room and watched movies... wierd.

AND! I have two papers due Tuesday that I should probably be working on right about..... now.
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