TATs Fanfic
Pein walked into the room to find his four other gang members sitting around the table. Deidara, the long haired, gay blonde and Sasori, the short haired ranga, were bickering as usual, Konan, her hair tied up into a tight bun with an origami flower on the side, was filing her nails and Itachi, the stoic, long, raven haired Uchiha was silently reading an Icha Icha novel.
As Pein walked into the room everybody looked up, Deidara and Sasori quieting down and looking to Pein, their gang leader.
All of them were in a gang called "The Akatsuki Teepeers" TAT for short. But they weren't any normal gang; they were a gang that teepeed houses! That night their target was Kakashi Hatake.
"Ok guys," Pein looked around the room; all of the gang members giving him a stern look except for Deidara, who was looking dreamily at Sasori. With a wierded out look, Pein continued, "tonight we are teepeeing kakashis house."
With that Pein started giving out orders and positions and thinking of escape plans.
Half an hour later the gang were all teepeeing Kakashis house; Pein running around the large oak tree in the front yard making it look like a mummy, Deidara and Sasori stuffing toilet paper in the mailbox, Konan putting toilet rolls under Kakashis brand new BMW and stuffing toilet paper in his exhaust pipe and Itachi throwing toilet rolls over the house.
Suddenly kakashi burst out of his house wearing nothing but tellietubbies underwear and pink bunny slippers, yelling like a maniac. "Hey you punks, get out of here before I call the police!"
"Shit!" The whole gang yelled simultaneously.
"Ok guys, the escape plan!" Pein yelled to them all.
And with that The Akatsuki Teepeers ran down the street at top speed, Deidara screaming like a little girl, leaving behind a trail of dust and a mummified house.
Another job well done forrrrr *dramatic silence* The Akatsuki Teepeers!