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*Mo goes to a Halloween party dressed as Ron Swanson*
*Teddy proceeds to play with all the other kids and I look at my doula's baby book, which is considerably better than mine (read, I don't have one) and at the end of the party, I realize I have some dirty dishes and most of a glass of wine. I down the rest of the wine and wash my dishes, and then go thank the host*
Awesome lady who threw the party: It was so good to see you, Mo! Teddy is getting so big.
Me: Thanks for coming! I mean, er. What? Hello red wine.
*end story*
It's hard to drink wine with a false moustache on. I asked my friend how guys deal with it and he answered, 'well we start by easing into it, by you know, growing the thing slowly.'
*Teddy proceeds to play with all the other kids and I look at my doula's baby book, which is considerably better than mine (read, I don't have one) and at the end of the party, I realize I have some dirty dishes and most of a glass of wine. I down the rest of the wine and wash my dishes, and then go thank the host*
Awesome lady who threw the party: It was so good to see you, Mo! Teddy is getting so big.
Me: Thanks for coming! I mean, er. What? Hello red wine.
*end story*
It's hard to drink wine with a false moustache on. I asked my friend how guys deal with it and he answered, 'well we start by easing into it, by you know, growing the thing slowly.'