First Test= can I please just chop my arm off?

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So, I'm sitting here in Philosophy class and I just got my first test back. Before I tell you the results, let me give you some background info. So my teacher, Keith Coleman, is a big idiot. By this I mean, that he talks in circles and says the same thing over and over again. Like he will give us 2 words and give us the exact same definition except change one word. And he does this for 50 words. And then gives us a test over it. Does that sound fair?? NO. it does not. He also has holes in his shoes and the MOST JACKED UP GRILL I have seen so far at KU. What's up with that? People with jacked up grills shouldnt be able to teach, should they? NO WAY. So, me and Liz stayed up a long time and I made a 5 page review sheet for this test. COLOR CODED. Is that what the high school Kristina Pollard did? No way! Never! Well people, welcome to college. Tests fucking suck. Even when you make a 5 page review sheet you could still get A FUCKING 61. Yep. That's what I got. A 60 FREAKIN 1. So do you guys know what that means??? My first failing class in college. Boy does it feel like shit. I am pretty upset, but for some reason I'm not as upset as I could be because I'm going home tomorrow and I get to see my parents and get some booty from a certain someone. So, thats basically all I can really think about. But also, I missed this class last week and on that day he had everyone sign a shet for a quiz grade. SOOO FUCK. a zero for a quiz. I don't think I'm made for college, I really dont. It's too hard and I dont like that. So, essentially, my message today is

COLLEGE FUCKING SUCKS.(the class part) BOYCOTT COLLEGE AND STUPID TEACHERS WITH FUCKED UP TEETH AND SHOES. BOYCOTT TESTS THAT DON'T MAKE SENSE. BOYCOTT MAKING 5 PAGE STUDY SHEETS AND STILL FAILING LIKE A BIG DOUCHEBAG.

good day to you.