Beautifully Bleeding Body Beats
Hello, dear readers. It's joiless. Normally I'd throw some kind of snappy half-heckle half-hawking how-do-you-do at ya, like some kind of low rent internet talk show host.
However, I am bleeding out of my goddamn nose again and it makes me feel a little sluggish. Today the bleeding was much more abrupt, rather enthusiastic (ever see a spurting nose bleed?), from both nostrils briefly (this may be due to blood overflowing one nostril) and lasted what I can only describe as an interminable period of time.
I am sitting here with a rather red paper towel stuffed up my nose feeling sick, sad and sorry for myself. I don't want to take the paper towel out because I dunno if the damn flow has stopped yet. I want a drink of water but it's kinda hard to drink with something sticking out of your nose. It still feels like there's something wet in there though, so... Ugh.
Bleh.
Forget You Ever Saw Me,
blood! blood! gallons of the stuff!
EDIT: I have given birth to a homunculus. I pulled a gigantic glob of congealed blood out of my nose, literally the size of my palm after bleeding for a full hour or possibly more. This is really getting pretty fucking old.
However, I am bleeding out of my goddamn nose again and it makes me feel a little sluggish. Today the bleeding was much more abrupt, rather enthusiastic (ever see a spurting nose bleed?), from both nostrils briefly (this may be due to blood overflowing one nostril) and lasted what I can only describe as an interminable period of time.
I am sitting here with a rather red paper towel stuffed up my nose feeling sick, sad and sorry for myself. I don't want to take the paper towel out because I dunno if the damn flow has stopped yet. I want a drink of water but it's kinda hard to drink with something sticking out of your nose. It still feels like there's something wet in there though, so... Ugh.
Bleh.
Forget You Ever Saw Me,
blood! blood! gallons of the stuff!
EDIT: I have given birth to a homunculus. I pulled a gigantic glob of congealed blood out of my nose, literally the size of my palm after bleeding for a full hour or possibly more. This is really getting pretty fucking old.