Haunted Hobbled Horses Having Happened

[joiless]

Okay so it took a little while for the numbness to wear off, but here we go again - the martial arts opus, GYMKATA.

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[denelian]

i...

i am trying to think of something that either A) properly conveys my sympathy or B) is funny in it's appraisal of your lack of a sense of self-preservation. cuz, and i'm just sayin', if i tried to watch this movie, my brain would leap out of my head and stab pencils through my eyes, just so it didn't have to process me watching thus movie.

i highly recommend that you watch Grosse Point Blank. or Ghost Busters. or, hell, anything else with Dan Akroyd!

[joiless]

My brain actually just left. The entire review was written while I was powered by nothing but my hatred for everyone and everything connected to this movie.

I was going to see if I could get Caddy Shack off the internet, actually.

[denelian]

at least *part* of you has some self-preservation!

CaddyShack is good. watch. recover :D

[denelian]

also:
do you want me to try and find the other computer battery and bring it tomorrow?

[cheshcan]

as the horde pursues Cabot and begins to close in on him, they resort to a moderate slow motion speed, with the sound echoing over and over itself with high pitched distortion. A side effect of this is that some of the insane villagers actually bark like seals as they close in, and one just makes a "WHHEEEE-URRRRRRR-URRRRRRR-URRRRRR!" noise as he gracefully flails down the street with a meat cleaver.

There is no way this scene can be as amazing as it is in my head.

This was wonderful. YOU are wonderful, you poor, self-loathing bastard.

[joiless]

It probably isn't, but it's still pretty impressive in terms of how... otherworldly its failure is.

Thank you, thank you. You should go watch this movie now.

SUFFER AS I HAVE SUFFERED.