Living La Lavatory Loco

[joiless]

The open rebellion of my immune system continues. Today the forum used to express displeasure with the host body's tyranny was a little something we might call "bathroom shenanigans" for lack of a less visual, horrific term

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[cheshcan]

J.J. Abrams has mastered the technique of taking advantage of the internet, basically. "IT'S OKAY. I don't have to come up with any kind of sensible or understandable backstory for anything that happens in my film! Some idiot with a blog will do it for me! HAHAHAHA"

If Clover were scared enough to run around squishing Manhattan, it would make more sense for him to be afraid of something in the water. Like, maybe he just fucking hates giant squid.

[joiless]

Or giant enemy crabs.

Or maybe J.J. Abrams is just a douchefag.

[onslayde]

Crappy movies make me wanna maul things with a wrench

[joiless]

A wrench is somewhat specific.

[onslayde]

A wrench is nice for mauling

[joiless]

So are sporks. Particularly my titanium spork, pictured above.