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Hi! You've just recieved a chain of letters! Or... is it the other way around?? Anyway, this chain letter is an f'king awesome chain letter, not to be confused with a kinda cool chain letter, a mediocre chain letter, or a down-right stupid chain letter. Instead of shoving cutesy phrases down your throat about love, warnings about the upcomming apocolypse, uplifting religious messages or promises of finacial success, lets just get to the damn prises for however many people you send this to (Or punishments for not, rather), shall we?
If you delete this email and send it to noone, you shall recieve...
A visit from The Old God, Chutulu, who will strip your sanity before devouring your flesh and torturing your soul for all eternity.
If you send this to one person, you shall recieve...
A small puppy.
Two persons...
Two Green Mittens. Mint or Teal.
Three persons...
A life size poster of your favorite celebrity.
Four persons...
A well written, colorful death threat from your least favorite person
Five persons...
A one on one chat of your diety of choice.
Ten persons...
A caramel latte, or, a flamming, painful death.
Tweenty persons...
Another puppy! but... perhaps this one not so small.
Tweenty five persons...
A spin on the wheel of fortune!
Thirty persons...
A BRAND NEW CAR!
Fourty Persons...
A small graphic novel.
Fourty Two Persons....
The Ultimate Question
Fifty People...
A street named after you in Vancouver.
Seventy Five People...
Two of the above choices of your chosing.
One Hundred People...
A strawberry toaster struddel.
One Thousand persons..
Dietyhood.
REMEMBER! Send this to everyone you know! OR ELSE!!!
Written by Joshua Ernest on 9/27/06. Johonoknat@yahoo.com. Feel free to send me hate mail.