Jan 31, 2006 10:30
You should have been there. It was glorious
The Seige.
We arrived at dawn, before the stronghold of the enemy. We lit bonfires, so all would know we had gathered to take the place of foul unholiness. The fear in their eyes, my friend, you should have seen it, as they beheld us, before their hold that could have been made of paper before our might. Ha. The fools. They thought they could outlast us, shiving in their damned tower! We sat outside, singing our warchants, and before long, the fools fell to their own fear. They hadn't one brave enough to face us! They opened their doors, shamefully, knowing defeat, and we rushed in, for the glory! And their, upon her throne, sat their queen, feeding herself, desperatly, in her time of defeat! We took her feast, laughed with joy at the fall of our enemies, and left.
...and that is how we conquered Subway.
My only regret, is that Shanna, my arch-rival, was not there. If she was... it would have been by far, a different tale...