some nights just end up ruling
so i went up to the UK library last night since it was open till midnight...and with all the cold and nasty rainy weather i wasnt too excited about riding home....so i ended up sitting there entirely too long procrastinating about the bike ride home...so i sit there till closing time at midnight and by then i'm starving so i'm like hmm i should just suck it up and ride up to the good local grocery dumpster for something to eat...plus we are out of fruit and veggies at home...
so i ride the couple of miles up there and about halfway there it begins sleeting on me...and then comes a downpour of snow...so by the time i make it to the dumpster its coming down pretty heavily....
so i park the bike and my bag in the driest area i can find and hop in.... produce...produce....trash...aha! 9 cartons of silk soymilk! rejoice!
I didnt have room to bring them all back home with me in my bag, so i ended up taking 4, a bag of fruits and veggies, and 3 loaves of bread (hoagie rolls *take note)... there were a ton of "fruit dippers" snacks which are basically slices of apples with nonvegan junk to dip them in and peanuts..
.so i opened a few of those and ate a bunch of apple slices and peanuts....drank a carton of silk (quart sized...the smaller ones) all the while warming my hands back up while in the dumpster.... laughing as the parking lot cleaning crew was walking by with their leaf blowers about 2 feet away from me as i'm glugging down soymilk and eating what would have been some lil kids lunchtime snack had it not reached that expiration date on the day it did...
then the journey home with one full ass messenger bag, and a couple bags of bread tied onto the handlebars....
one god damn cold ride home....
but then the hoagie rolls got used for the original intent we made vegan "fried chicken" put some ketchup on them and ate them on the hoagie rolls...
the end<3
so i ride the couple of miles up there and about halfway there it begins sleeting on me...and then comes a downpour of snow...so by the time i make it to the dumpster its coming down pretty heavily....
so i park the bike and my bag in the driest area i can find and hop in.... produce...produce....trash...aha! 9 cartons of silk soymilk! rejoice!
I didnt have room to bring them all back home with me in my bag, so i ended up taking 4, a bag of fruits and veggies, and 3 loaves of bread (hoagie rolls *take note)... there were a ton of "fruit dippers" snacks which are basically slices of apples with nonvegan junk to dip them in and peanuts..
.so i opened a few of those and ate a bunch of apple slices and peanuts....drank a carton of silk (quart sized...the smaller ones) all the while warming my hands back up while in the dumpster.... laughing as the parking lot cleaning crew was walking by with their leaf blowers about 2 feet away from me as i'm glugging down soymilk and eating what would have been some lil kids lunchtime snack had it not reached that expiration date on the day it did...
then the journey home with one full ass messenger bag, and a couple bags of bread tied onto the handlebars....
one god damn cold ride home....
but then the hoagie rolls got used for the original intent we made vegan "fried chicken" put some ketchup on them and ate them on the hoagie rolls...
the end<3