BREAKING NEWS: NO ALCOHOL TO BE SERVED AT TABLE
This is one policy decision that caught everyone by surprise, but the fact is, our events are frequented by a handful of raging alcoholics who will drink themselves sick if a bartender is not around to cut them off and the At Table arrangement isn't suitable for having one. Last year there were people (including, Crosby and Hyacinth) who missed sitting down and having a meal because hey were busy serving food (just food!) and we'd like to minimize that this year.