I'm writing this update instead of taking mushrooms with my friends, goddammit.
So I'm stuck here at my house babysitting my sister while my dad dances the night away and my FRIENDS ARE AT A PARTY TRIPPING OUT ON MUSHROOMS. GOD FUCKING JESUS. On a happier note, Ashley insists that when I do get mushrooms, she's going to buy them for me. With any luck, a certain friend of hers will have some Z bars for me tomorrow as well.
I'm pretty sure Charlie has stepped down from the prestigious position of lead guitar in the Cockrockers and Kevin has taken his place, although I'm not really sure how that happened. I haven't talked to Kevin in weeks, in any case.
Guess what I did for the grand old fourth of July? JAAAACK SHIT. Well, at least nothing official. I went to Ashley's house for a few hours and had a VERY nice time, aside from the furious bleeding demon inside her vagina. Hey, I'm actually going to go celebrate the independence of this GREAT nation by burning some shit. Hold on.
Okay, now it's been about 24 hours. I sorta forgot I had this up. The burning thing went pretty well, my sister now has some unrecognizable stuffed animals. Rad.
Me and Amy hung out today, we drove down to Highland Mall so Amy could apply for a job at the round market, or some such. Then we went and picked up Ilana, and hung out with her. After visiting Jason's Deli for some free ice cream we headed downtown. Sorta half-assed looked for Shorty on 6th, then took the bus down to the drag, where we did what we always do on the drag: tooled around. Good news, I ended up smoking a joint with the Foil Man and hearing more than any human ever should about his dog. And how smart it was. And how it knew 4 languages. Christ.
Oh, check this shit out. I got 3 boxes of Oreo O's for 6 bucks at Albertsons. Praise the good Lord Jesus.
SHOW ON THURSDAY. OMGWTFBBQ.
I'm pretty sure Charlie has stepped down from the prestigious position of lead guitar in the Cockrockers and Kevin has taken his place, although I'm not really sure how that happened. I haven't talked to Kevin in weeks, in any case.
Guess what I did for the grand old fourth of July? JAAAACK SHIT. Well, at least nothing official. I went to Ashley's house for a few hours and had a VERY nice time, aside from the furious bleeding demon inside her vagina. Hey, I'm actually going to go celebrate the independence of this GREAT nation by burning some shit. Hold on.
Okay, now it's been about 24 hours. I sorta forgot I had this up. The burning thing went pretty well, my sister now has some unrecognizable stuffed animals. Rad.
Me and Amy hung out today, we drove down to Highland Mall so Amy could apply for a job at the round market, or some such. Then we went and picked up Ilana, and hung out with her. After visiting Jason's Deli for some free ice cream we headed downtown. Sorta half-assed looked for Shorty on 6th, then took the bus down to the drag, where we did what we always do on the drag: tooled around. Good news, I ended up smoking a joint with the Foil Man and hearing more than any human ever should about his dog. And how smart it was. And how it knew 4 languages. Christ.
Oh, check this shit out. I got 3 boxes of Oreo O's for 6 bucks at Albertsons. Praise the good Lord Jesus.
SHOW ON THURSDAY. OMGWTFBBQ.