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and there's no way i'm going to try and be friends with the kid who lives next door where steve used to live and try to be the only two smokers on the roof/black lung patio with him.
for a few days, this kid has been making sounds in the room next door that made him sound like he was jumping on his bed. "aw cool man..."
no. nooooooo fucking way. i was in the bathroom and i heard the noise and i went up against his door and listened to see what that guy was doing.
HE'S JUMPING A JUMPROPE!
a fucking jumprope. you know what that means, man?! that kid is no kid. that kid is someone who's in shape and can kick my ass. with little or no problem. i would just lay down because i would be too mortified to attack back. i'd be internally bleeding while thinking "man, i thought this kid was going to be much nicer!"
and not only that, man. this kid would be pissed that i asked him to smoke a cigarette with me on the roof because he's so healthy. he'd eat the cigarette and spit it in my mouth, like a mother bird with the angry hand of universal sentiments of "nuh-uh."
and smoking by yourself on the roof is no fun.
for a few days, this kid has been making sounds in the room next door that made him sound like he was jumping on his bed. "aw cool man..."
no. nooooooo fucking way. i was in the bathroom and i heard the noise and i went up against his door and listened to see what that guy was doing.
HE'S JUMPING A JUMPROPE!
a fucking jumprope. you know what that means, man?! that kid is no kid. that kid is someone who's in shape and can kick my ass. with little or no problem. i would just lay down because i would be too mortified to attack back. i'd be internally bleeding while thinking "man, i thought this kid was going to be much nicer!"
and not only that, man. this kid would be pissed that i asked him to smoke a cigarette with me on the roof because he's so healthy. he'd eat the cigarette and spit it in my mouth, like a mother bird with the angry hand of universal sentiments of "nuh-uh."
and smoking by yourself on the roof is no fun.