BHO is POTUS

Jan 20, 2009 15:08

History folks, history is pouring down from the skies, pouring up from the ground, and pouring all around. Barack Hussein Obama is now the President of the United States of America. What a relief. I know it's the first day, but I feel like change is coming. Momma's coming. After the Bush Administration, I'd take a literate cat for President if it came right down to it. What a horrible administration. Just our luck, when the US is actually facing some very hard decisions, we get a degenerate simpleton as a President. A degenerate Texan simpleton, which is saying something. And bad decision after bad decision later, here we are. Not quite in ruins, but there's still some ash in my eyes and the world hates us. I mean c'mon, a war on TERROR? That's like having a war on nightmares. It's just not feasible. With things like terrorist, especially immense numbers of them which are not necessarily all connected, you really can't do much except tighten security and attack ideas with ideas. You DO NOT attack ideas with bombs. All that's done is made the terrorists stronger, more numerous. How easy will it be to raise a new generation of suicide bombers when you have a shitload of emotionally traumatized children with a shitload of dead relatives, many who died in front of them? Real fucking easy. Just point at the missile that immolated their home. It has US literally spelled all over it. And there you go. It's much easier to believe that America is this evil place and it's populated by these godless amoral people when their military has demolished your country. These terrorists are martyrs to many. So how is continuing this pattern going to win this war? Are we waiting until we run out of terrorists? Who the hell would run a nation like that. If anything, I think Obama is going to do a great job because he has the eyes of the world watching his every move and decision. He's probably going to do everything in his power to keep from making a dumbfuck move. I wasn't really feeling how the guy who announced Obama kept making references to how Obama was black. It's like yeah we know he's black and we know he's the first black president and we know how important that is, but do we really need it in the introduction? I just think that's the type of stuff you write about in essays, not for introducing the new president on his inauguration. I also loved how Obama stammered a little bit when he was taking his oath. He must've been nervous and distracted. It's so like peachy keen normal, that if I doubted Obama's intergrity, I'd think it was staged. He's like a regular guy forgetting his lines during a play. But his speech was awesome possum. I loved how affirmative the vocabulary of it was. Plus, Obama has a very crisp lexicon. Either way, hurray!
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