Hey ALL:
Here be the aftermath of hell freezing over and pigs flying on March 1st, 2009. WE got REAL-LIVE SNOW! We...as in...We-Never-Ever-Frakin'-Get-Snow-Even-If-Said-Snow-Is-Only-5-Minutes-Drive-West-or-East-of-us...MIDLO, VA. So - here be proof positive that Virginia has THE most frak'd up weather on this entire planet. Hands down.
Here be my yellow brick house...*lol* Okay, it's really yellow and black, not at all brick...And it's not even the one that's in the center of the pic either. (HEY! I never said I was a professional photographer...)
And here be that same yellow house...on snow...and MAJOR icicle stalagtites and stalagmites too. *creeped out shiver* (And they're actually in-ies this year, with their lowest points actually pointing towards all the windows pointedly as if to pierce them, rather than hanging straight down...Hate us much this year, do they?)
And my cars...They were also caught totally smokin' on some of the flakey white stuff out by my garage, as if I couldn't spot them puffing from a mile away, let alone the five feet that actually separated them fro me...Oh and I hear it's Grade A pure snow THIS year. ;) Can you imagine the going street rate for it?!? *grin*
Heck! Even my STREET was totally not against smokin' some pure-driven snow all by its self. Proof positive that this March (2009) has been the kraziest one yet! *lol!*
...We interrupt this ad to bring you a quick real local Richmond-ite news bullet...
* TRUE FACT: As of exactly 29 years ago back from this past Sunday, March 1, it dumped a full two feet or more of the NON-dandruff flakey white stuff onto all the streets of Richmond. And who wasn't there to see it? Me. Coz I am only 25 and a half years old. *sigh* I always seem to miss the coolest weather-related things. And yes, I AM a geek like that. And yep, I am proud of it. *
Now, back to the ad you were previously watching...
After all, I'm smokin' the snow too. DUDE! It's Grade A! NO ONE in their right mind can resist it! ;)
~Sharma,
just being the regular
weirdo that she always is... ;)
Note: All obscure "pure" snow and "smoking" references are courtesy of John Cusack/Lane Meyer and his best pal, Curtis Armstrong/Charles de Marr. So - go and check out their 1985 film, called 'Better Off Dead.' I promise you that you won't regret it. ;)
PS All kidding aside, we got a foot of snow from the sky in between Sunday and Monday of this week. I am thusly flabbergasted. Especially since by the end of this week, it's going to be 70 degrees. AGAIN. I am SOOOOO NOT making this stuff up. :(
W.T.F. is SERIOUSLY gonna be my new catchphrase of the year, if this kraziness keeps keeping up like it has been so far...