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i just remembered this joke............
a lady with no arms and no legs was sitting on a bench. she started crying so a man came over to see what was the matter. she said "i've never been hugged" he hugged her and walked away. a few minutes later she started crying agian. he came back over and she told him, "no one has ever kissed me" he kissed her and walked away. she yet agian started crying. he came over and she says "ive never been screwed" he picked her up, threw her in the fountain, and said "now your screwed!!!"
a lady with no arms and no legs was sitting on a bench. she started crying so a man came over to see what was the matter. she said "i've never been hugged" he hugged her and walked away. a few minutes later she started crying agian. he came back over and she told him, "no one has ever kissed me" he kissed her and walked away. she yet agian started crying. he came over and she says "ive never been screwed" he picked her up, threw her in the fountain, and said "now your screwed!!!"