I'm at work.
So I just called this guy and he was really really funny and made me feel a lot better than I had been feeling. He kept making all these jokes about suicide, but they weren't sad and depressing they were fucking FUNNY. I asked him how he was doing tonight and was like "Well, do you want the socially acceptable answer or the truth?" Then he went on to say how depressed and downtroden he was and said "So you better hurry up and tell me what you want before I brake out the rope and have us a good ol' fashioned hangin!" and started laughing. His laugh was really infectious too. Then I told him and he said "Well, I haven't turned turned the gas on yet so I guess we're still doing good."
He said he's disable and trying to set up a boarding house type thing but isn't getting many responses. "The only person so far was a convicted sex offender with a doberman." I laughed and said "Well then." He replied with "The doberman can stay!"
He sounded like the coolest person ever. He very well could be extremly creepy, but right now he's fucking awesome.
He said he's disable and trying to set up a boarding house type thing but isn't getting many responses. "The only person so far was a convicted sex offender with a doberman." I laughed and said "Well then." He replied with "The doberman can stay!"
He sounded like the coolest person ever. He very well could be extremly creepy, but right now he's fucking awesome.