Apologies.

[johnroth]

I would also like to apologize to anyone over the past two or so years that I may have drunk dialed/AIMed. However, if you would like to receive drunk dials or AIMs from me, please leave your phone number or AIM address. I will put your number in my phone as "Drunk Dial" followed by a number, which will be the order in which I put them in my phone.

Then, if I ever get drunk, I will probably call you.