I'm hilarious

Oct 16, 2012 15:01

Hey so i just realize i'm quite funny and thought that i would share this past journal that i did on another journal.   I'll put it under a cut. Hey so i'm vidding the mentalist now.   who would like to see a vid.


001. Name → LaToya, 
002. Nickname →U Toy Toya
003. Status → Attached
004. Zodiac sign → Aquarius
005. Male or female → Female.
006. Elementary → Rains Centenary Elementary
007. Middle School → same
008. High School → Terrell's Bay High School
009. Smart → Common-sense wise. Book-smart, no. 
010. Hair color → Red and Curly
011. Long or short → Afroish
012. Loud or Quiet → Loud
013. Sweats or Jeans → Sweats, Jeans nothing girly all about the boy style
014. Phone or Camera →phone
015. Health freak → Hell No
016. Drink or Smoke? → Neither
017. Do you have a crush on someone? → Celebrity, yes. Normal yea but he's dead.
018. Eat or Drink → both
019. Piercings → wouldn't you like to know where
020. Tattoos → wouldn't you like to know what

FIRSTS:
023. First piercing → Ears (only piercings)
024. First best friend → Cheryl.  We were cousins and unseperable what ever she did I did where ever she went I went but then she got all pretty and now she's a bitch and I loathe her.
026. First crush → Antron I told him I liked him and then he went to camp and told me he wasn't coming back.  He drowned there..
027. First pet → Pup Pup a dog
028. First big vacation → what's a vacation?
030. First big birthday → still waiting on that one

CURRENTLY:
049. Eating → nothing
050. Drinking → nothing
052. I'm about to →finish this quiz up.
054. Plans for today → the day is over so I shall stay up all night fucking around on the net.

YOUR FUTURE:
058. Want kids? → yup
059. Want to get married? → Marriage is good
060. Careers in mind → law abiding citizen by day criminal mastermind by night.

WHICH IS BETTER WITH GIRL/BOY?
068. Lips or eyes → Eyes
070. Shorter or taller? → Taller than me.
072. Romantic or spontaneous → both
073. Nice stomach or nice arms → Arms.  So he can grip all this gorgeousness
074. Sensitive or loud → loud
075. Hook-up or relationship → relationship but I quick fuck ain't bad
077. Trouble maker or hesitant → hesitant

HAVE YOU EVER:
080. Lost glasses/contacts → All The Time
081. Ran away from home → Thought about it but was too afraid to leave the porch
084. Broken someone's heart → nope but my was constantly trampled on
085. Been arrested → Nope but I keep trying
087. Cried when someone died → YES

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
089. Yourself → yes
090. Miracles →yes
091. Love at first sight → yes
092. Heaven → yes but I hear hell's the shit
093. Santa Claus → Santa Claus Satan same damn guy
094. Sex on the first date → If he can get it up
095. Kiss on the first date → Yea with lots of tongue

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
097. Is there one person you want to be with right now → no
098. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life → Fuck NO
099. Do you believe in God → I am god.  Seriously yea I believe in the big guy.
100. Post as 100 truths and tag people.

Tag ur it.

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