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Dear Bradley James,
Thanks for visiting my dream. No really. You are as annoying in dreams as you appear to be to your co-stars on the show. Thanks for following me around while I was trying to get ready for my grandma's funeral, even when I asked you to stop. Some people call it stalking, but no matter. And thanks for laughing when I punched you in the face. I had previously thought that I would have sex with you, but these actions make me less sure of that decision. Maybe you should go back to Colin and I should go back to, er, drinking.
Confused love,
me
Thanks for visiting my dream. No really. You are as annoying in dreams as you appear to be to your co-stars on the show. Thanks for following me around while I was trying to get ready for my grandma's funeral, even when I asked you to stop. Some people call it stalking, but no matter. And thanks for laughing when I punched you in the face. I had previously thought that I would have sex with you, but these actions make me less sure of that decision. Maybe you should go back to Colin and I should go back to, er, drinking.
Confused love,
me