OMG FAUNS!
YOU ALL LIKE FAUNS, RIGHT? RIGHT. WELL THEN.
Me and nixwilliams and daniel-bethany are doing a well good job at discovering filthy faun pics and uncovering THE TRUTH. The truth being that there are more fauns among us than we had previously thought. You've probably smiled at a faun today without even knowing it. Some of your best friends might be fauns. Yes. It's possibly true.
You want some education about Australia, non-Australian flisters? There are fauns in Australia. We also have the thing called "the tellybox" here and on this tellybox, there is a national broadcaster which airs state-based news programs. The main newsguy for the Victorian local news is Ian Henderson. He is the reason I watch the news most weeknights. To add to his twinkly blue eyed silverfox glory, he is also something of a faun:
Do not be surprised if you see a fic pop up here at some point about this faun. Not that I was planning such a fic as I was riding my bike home today. No. Not at all. Not that Ian would go visit other fauns in said fic, other fauns who are friends of Ian, and also Australian television presenters by the names of Lee Lin Chin and Margaret Pomeranz, who are also in a relationship with each other, and also, did I mention, FAUNS:
I SUGGEST YOU ALL READ THE FULL EXPOSÉ ABOUT HOW THESE FAUNS WERE UNCOVERED OVER HERE!
"Many [faun] fanciers are otherwise well-adjusted adults ... The same cannot be said for those few perverse individuals who are both fauns and fanciers."
And now I'm go to bed to dream of fauns. I hope you guys aren't overdosed on all the crack I've been giving you lately. But it's good crack, right? You don't need other dealers, right?!
Me and nixwilliams and daniel-bethany are doing a well good job at discovering filthy faun pics and uncovering THE TRUTH. The truth being that there are more fauns among us than we had previously thought. You've probably smiled at a faun today without even knowing it. Some of your best friends might be fauns. Yes. It's possibly true.
You want some education about Australia, non-Australian flisters? There are fauns in Australia. We also have the thing called "the tellybox" here and on this tellybox, there is a national broadcaster which airs state-based news programs. The main newsguy for the Victorian local news is Ian Henderson. He is the reason I watch the news most weeknights. To add to his twinkly blue eyed silverfox glory, he is also something of a faun:
Do not be surprised if you see a fic pop up here at some point about this faun. Not that I was planning such a fic as I was riding my bike home today. No. Not at all. Not that Ian would go visit other fauns in said fic, other fauns who are friends of Ian, and also Australian television presenters by the names of Lee Lin Chin and Margaret Pomeranz, who are also in a relationship with each other, and also, did I mention, FAUNS:
I SUGGEST YOU ALL READ THE FULL EXPOSÉ ABOUT HOW THESE FAUNS WERE UNCOVERED OVER HERE!
"Many [faun] fanciers are otherwise well-adjusted adults ... The same cannot be said for those few perverse individuals who are both fauns and fanciers."
And now I'm go to bed to dream of fauns. I hope you guys aren't overdosed on all the crack I've been giving you lately. But it's good crack, right? You don't need other dealers, right?!