I am house/cat sitting for the folks. I have had one beer and can't think, er, straight. Not that I could think straight before (ba-dum-ching). But I can't read fandom!secrets - I can't concentrate enough to do it! Huh, what now?
All day today thoughts of Roy Orbison in Cling Film were rattling round my head. And by Roy Orbison, I mean Richard Hammond. These thoughts made me smile. I like having secret things to smile about while at work. I wrote a story-fic-thing yesterday and I am in that stage where I am in love with what I have written. I may post it when I am sober enough to read it through again and decide if you are worthy to read said piece of brilliance (or whatever it actually was). Or maybe I will send it to Ulrich Haarbürste or Russel T Davis. I don't know. I know I won't be sending it to Clea Duvall - I don't want her to think I'm weird or anything.
Some comics you might enjoy (because I did):
the current xkcd and
the current Dinosaur comic (in which I thought he was referring to a "batsman", as in a cricketer. WTF, brain? I don't even follow this game "crickets". He was actually talking about Batman.)
Your task for today: Richard Hammond, as a faun, is hot. Discuss. If possibly, write fic or create a manip to illustrate your point.