fuck off global warming, fuck off and die!

[johnnypurple]

God, it's too hot - I am dying. Right now it is 38°C. I used to know how to convert that into °F for all you people living in backwards-land, but then, I used to have a brain that wasn't liquid. My plan of attack. Print out a selection of fics. Run cool bath. Lie in cool bath, hope some brain functioning returns which allows me to read said fic. Or

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[nixwilliams]

THE ANSWER IS YES. YES YES YES YES YES.

but that's no secret.

[nixwilliams]

also, will the emo fringe really save us?

[nixwilliams]

IN ADDITION. our cheese is good. but mil lel? really?!

[johnnypurple]

nah, i disagree. millel is OK, but donnybrook parma is better - stronger, yummier, fuller flavour. that or reggiano. it's the only way.

still no cheese icon! *pouts*

[nixwilliams]

hence my disbelief!

nom nom nom.

[johnnypurple]

nom nom indeed.

hey, did you read what i linked you to. the fic? also did you read doodle's one? to be found here. YOU SHOULD! yes, sir.

hey, so, speaking of fics - i was reading my unfinished SPN fic and I'm all OH NOES! WOE! you (meaning, me) can't end it there! but i don't know how i originally intended it to be finished! Dean's all angsty and in the impala and sam's just left! WHAT AM I MEANT TO DO????????!!!! *bawls* POOR DEAN!

[nixwilliams]

when your lj is open in a tab on my internets at the moment, the tab reads "cheese is a kin..." and i think you are trying to say CHEESE IS A KINK!

yes! nesting box! awesome! speaking of, i believe you've been offered a virgin sacrifice.

fic. fic fic fic. let me see...

[johnnypurple]

cheese is a kink. it's a kink that you and me share, baby. cheese and knives. *is generally sleazy* *considers changing title of journal*

wait, WHAT? a virgin sacrifice - who what where now???!!?!?!?

[nixwilliams]

check mpag's lj. i am probably being a little too insensitive in my commentary here.

MMM, STICK YOUR BIG KNIFE IN MY GOOEY CHEESE.

*bleaches brain*

[johnnypurple]

you are filthy! *sticks knife in jug of soapy, slightly dirty, luckwarm water* And let that be a lesson to you!

I see now! *feels worried/responsible/loved*

[nixwilliams]

i'm tempted to change my journal title to that. BUT I'VE CHOSEN SOMETHING else in the meantime. random caps, soz.

see you tomorrow for KNIFE AND CHEESE action. caps intended this time round.

mmm, luckwarm! like lucksmiths! see, if you pick on MY spaling, i'll pick on yors!!!

[johnnypurple]

u iz so mahchoour. lol.

i iz goin 2 bed nao... but i iz worried about doodle. :`(

[nixwilliams]

*hugs*

sleep well, m'dear. sleeping is a good cure for angst. and drunkenness.