pls halp i is doing it wrong!
Hiya peeps! So I am at my folk's place, while they are away having a dirty weekend or something, and I have to abandon my own wee cat and look after the old boys who are ginormous and have to be given tablets or they die. I also have to water plants; so many 20 ml measures of water into one house plant, another number into another house plant. I'm going to get it wrong! I'm going to burn down/flood/trash the house - I can tell. I'm getting paid only in purrs.
Also, I is on my mum's lap-top - the keyboard is all different and is making me feel un-co by being ever so slightly bigger than my keyboard. But more worrisome still, is that it's her work laptop, that the government gives her or whatever, to help her teach 5 year olds and write reports and whatnot. AND THEY KEEP TRACK OF HER INTERNET ACTIVITY! I am going to get her sacked by going here! (scroll down for picture of DR CLARKSONFURTER IN DA ROCKY HORROR PICKTOOR SHOW)! Oh noes! Please someone tell me what I can and can't do! Ok, so no illegal activity, right? What does that mean? (Esso? Halp!) Does this mean no slash reading for THE WHOLE WEEKEND??? Alarm! Why did I not just bring my own dinosaurish laptop? Why did I say 'oi, I can't be bothered (to carry it, in the car!), if I want to write something I have pen and paper'? Why? Why? Whyyyyyyyyyyyy???
This was me at work today: G'day! How can I-cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough-halp you? *keels over DED* ... Yeah, I'd buy cheese from me. *sigh* Today is the last day of summer, but winter began a week ago.
ETA: PS. The question is also can i look on fandom!secrets or is that bad & gonna get my ma the sack? Because their internet/laptop is way faster than mine at home.... and I is addicted to fandom!secrets big time. It's worse than bubbles, people, WORSE THAT BUBBLES! O_O
ETA2: I dun looked on fandom!secrets! Oh noes! I has no willpower. :(
Also, I is on my mum's lap-top - the keyboard is all different and is making me feel un-co by being ever so slightly bigger than my keyboard. But more worrisome still, is that it's her work laptop, that the government gives her or whatever, to help her teach 5 year olds and write reports and whatnot. AND THEY KEEP TRACK OF HER INTERNET ACTIVITY! I am going to get her sacked by going here! (scroll down for picture of DR CLARKSONFURTER IN DA ROCKY HORROR PICKTOOR SHOW)! Oh noes! Please someone tell me what I can and can't do! Ok, so no illegal activity, right? What does that mean? (Esso? Halp!) Does this mean no slash reading for THE WHOLE WEEKEND??? Alarm! Why did I not just bring my own dinosaurish laptop? Why did I say 'oi, I can't be bothered (to carry it, in the car!), if I want to write something I have pen and paper'? Why? Why? Whyyyyyyyyyyyy???
This was me at work today: G'day! How can I-cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough-halp you? *keels over DED* ... Yeah, I'd buy cheese from me. *sigh* Today is the last day of summer, but winter began a week ago.
ETA: PS. The question is also can i look on fandom!secrets or is that bad & gonna get my ma the sack? Because their internet/laptop is way faster than mine at home.... and I is addicted to fandom!secrets big time. It's worse than bubbles, people, WORSE THAT BUBBLES! O_O
ETA2: I dun looked on fandom!secrets! Oh noes! I has no willpower. :(