New things in my life: I am eating redskins. I am getting into becoming rapidly, heavily obsessed with True Blood. I have three redskins to nom while I get while my next True Blood dose (and more in the kitchen).
Average Cats. Not LOLcats. Just average cats.
Look at
this ebay listing, scroll down to the bit that says "Need a Different Size or Style ??? WE HAVE OVER 3,500 DOG COSTUMES IN STOCK!!!" Are they not the unhappiest set of dog pictures you have ever seen in your life?? Except, perhaps, for
this dog, but then who wouldn't be overjoyed to be SpongeBob Squarepants?! (I know I would! I bet Patrick is an awesome boyfriend!)
"Dorothy Wizard of Oz Deluxe Dog" is saying KILL ME, KILL ME NOW.
We used to dress up our long-suffering childhood cat, George, who tolerated it for the sake of biscuits and because he was the most patient cat in the world. I'm sorry, Georgie, I'm so so sorry.