I think even sharply dressed, he'd still look scruffy! I have that problem too - maybe it's something to do with the flufffy/scruffy, uncontrollable hair. Also next to Stephen Fry, anyone is going to look less than dapper. ;)
And why does this comment make me think that the tie was lost in some hilarious sexual hijinx in which one of them was almost left tied to a toilet with his pants down, until one of the others took pity and released him before any photos were taken? (And when I say 'hilarious sexual hijinx' I do, of course, mean sex. In the toilets during an award ceremony sex. In which bow ties are used as restraints.) Is there something wrong with my brain?
Yes, well. There is nothing odd about that. A Roy Orbison or A Richard Hammond or A Wolfy wrapped in cling film is indeed a sexy thing.
I am trying to use that icon more. I feel it has been neglected. Though it is hard to always find appropriate occasions in which to use it. But you and Nix both seem to like it when I use it on you at random moments, so perhaps I will continue that, if you don't mind. ;-)
Oooh, I don't know. But perhaps I should try it out on the residents of my tiny town. Though none of them are Roy Orbison and it would feel strange wrapping someone else - and someone not even Johnny Cash or a Roy Orbison impersonator - in cling film. Tiny Faun!Hammond might consent. Or even tiny!duelling!Draco. Tiny!Plastic!Wolverine would probably possibly pierce the cling film with his fierce plastic claws. Hmm. *ponders* Alas, I have no tiny!Wolfy on which to attempt this.
Don't we all wish you existed in action-figure form?!johnnypurpleMay 21 2009, 11:30:59 UTC
Well. When you are visiting my life in Australia, you could meet my buddy mr-eccles (who is awesome, by the by) and we could commission her to make a tiny version of you out of ... whatever magical substance she made the tiny versions of James May and the Stig and Faun!Richard out of which she gave me for my birthday (writing good with drinking of the wine, grammar bestest etc you know). And then we could wrap tiny!you in clingfilm. Or we could just wrap you in cling film. Whichever suits you. (It's not Fimo, it's something else.)
Re: Don't we all wish you existed in action-figure form?!johnnypurpleMay 21 2009, 11:55:18 UTC
For Science! :D :D :D
I'm sure Nix would he happy to assist us in this - for Science. He will, after all, be a Doctor one day in the not too distant future. (A Doctor of Philosophy but a Doctor nonetheless!)
Re: Don't we all wish you existed in action-figure form?!wolfy_writingMay 22 2009, 03:17:34 UTC
Mebbe Nix could wrap tiny action figure!Wolfy in clingfilm, and you could wrap the life-sized one?
PS, if I get dengue fever, I plan to make (metaphorical) puppy-dog eyes, and ask for fic and general charming things. Which means I shall be all "Cling film, plz?" at you. Not likely to happen, but if I'm all ill and begging for sympathy, now you know and if I'm ill and in Sydney, I shall be all 'Road-trip sexxorz!" if I'm not too bad off.
Re: Don't we all wish you existed in action-figure form?!johnnypurpleMay 22 2009, 06:31:19 UTC
We could try that. And then, For Science, we could perhaps try wrapping both you and Nix in cling film, both in the one bundle?! I've read of it being done. Though one of you may have to be Jetta and the other Roy Orbison. Or something. Nix is often rather Johnny Cash-like in his black clothing for work. Maybe Johnny/Roy in cling film? *ponders* For Science! ;)
Fic for fevers I can do - though possibly not smokin' hot sexytiems smut fic, because that may add to the fever and not aid in recovery. And then you might die! And then, how would I write again?! How would i live with myself if my smut had killed you??!??! :O ... I do have a half finished sequel to the Ellen/Ellen thing, if ever you want to poke me enough to finish it (or you could read it half finished, if you want).
Why would you be in Sydney?! Why would you go there??! I mean, it's ok I guess and my sis lives there and all, but really. Melbourne is the beating heart of this country. Also the cultural heart and has the best coffee and has me in it! So really, what's
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That second pic is adorkable, too.
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Adorkable is the right word! :D
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And why does this comment make me think that the tie was lost in some hilarious sexual hijinx in which one of them was almost left tied to a toilet with his pants down, until one of the others took pity and released him before any photos were taken? (And when I say 'hilarious sexual hijinx' I do, of course, mean sex. In the toilets during an award ceremony sex. In which bow ties are used as restraints.) Is there something wrong with my brain?
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I am trying to use that icon more. I feel it has been neglected. Though it is hard to always find appropriate occasions in which to use it. But you and Nix both seem to like it when I use it on you at random moments, so perhaps I will continue that, if you don't mind. ;-)
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* UK and US versions may differ in spelling.
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Now I wish I existed in action-figure form, so I could send you one, and we could do tiny voodooo clingfilm funtime!
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I suggest wrapping both versions in cling film and comparing the effects. For Science!
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I'm sure Nix would he happy to assist us in this - for Science. He will, after all, be a Doctor one day in the not too distant future. (A Doctor of Philosophy but a Doctor nonetheless!)
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PS, if I get dengue fever, I plan to make (metaphorical) puppy-dog eyes, and ask for fic and general charming things. Which means I shall be all "Cling film, plz?" at you. Not likely to happen, but if I'm all ill and begging for sympathy, now you know and if I'm ill and in Sydney, I shall be all 'Road-trip sexxorz!" if I'm not too bad off.
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Fic for fevers I can do - though possibly not smokin' hot sexytiems smut fic, because that may add to the fever and not aid in recovery. And then you might die! And then, how would I write again?! How would i live with myself if my smut had killed you??!??! :O ... I do have a half finished sequel to the Ellen/Ellen thing, if ever you want to poke me enough to finish it (or you could read it half finished, if you want).
Why would you be in Sydney?! Why would you go there??! I mean, it's ok I guess and my sis lives there and all, but really. Melbourne is the beating heart of this country. Also the cultural heart and has the best coffee and has me in it! So really, what's ( ... )
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