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johnnypurple

prompt me, please

Apr 28, 2009 17:10

Frakking frakking frakpants, you guys, IT'S COLD! Holy fuckersnaps! Brrrr. (OK. Maybe 11.3°C isn't cold by the standards of where you live, but I am a delicate flower and AM FREEZING MY FRIKKIN' BOOBIES OFF HERE! THINK OF THE BOOBIES.)

So, things to keep me us warm? Kitty/s? Check. (He's curled up on a pile of random junk on the desk right now. ( Read more... )

i want fuckersnaps in the common lexicon, vid, weather, an appeal to my gorgeous flist, food, surprisingly not a drunken lj post, have i mentioned you look lovely today?, toby, writing, writing prompts

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johnnypurple April 28 2009, 13:30:45 UTC

"You'd be suitable as a ladies' hairdresser," says Barnaby. "And why not?"

Troy scowls at him. He puts the comb and scissor down on the desk. "This one time," he says. "This one time I do something nice for you and you come back with this kind of thing!"

"Troy, Troy," Barnaby placates. "I was just saying. You did a lovely job." He brushes a hand over his hair. "A really good job. Honestly."

Troy huffs at him. "You, you-"

"Yes?" Barnaby smiles.

"You're mocking," Troy accuses. "And I'm a police officer. You seem to often forget this, sir."

"No, no," replies Barnaby. "You are always there to remind me."

Barnaby combs his fingers over a spot of hair at the back of his head and watches as Troy pulls hair off the comb and carefully deposits it into the bin, a scowl on his face.

"You missed some," says Barnaby.

"I'll get the broom," says Troy, huffily. "Don't worry about the state of the station floor. We wouldn't want someone confusing it as a ladies' hairdresser."

"No," says Barnaby, his blue eyes twinkling. "I don't mean that. I mean-"

Troy looks up sharply. "Sir?"

"You missed a bit - here," he says, pointing at the back of his head. "I can feel it. It's a bit longer."

"Sir!" Troy glares at him, but he picks up the scissors and comb. "Show me."

*EXPLODES WITH GLEEEEEEEEE* nixwilliams April 28 2009, 23:10:50 UTC

"You're mocking," Troy accuses. "And I'm a police officer. You seem to often forget this, sir."

"No, no," replies Barnaby. "You are always there to remind me."

AHAHAHAHA OMG, THEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM! *draws sparkly hearts around them*

thank you! this is fabulous and genius and i hope you print it out and put it on the wall in a frame. yes. also, now i must watch the show more!

:D johnnypurple April 29 2009, 03:09:11 UTC

Hee! *bows* I'm so glad you liked it! I hope those are sparkly pink hearts! ;D

i hope you print it out and put it on the wall in a frame. Do you mean the wedding photo or the fic itself? Perhaps the fic would be better turned into some hairdressing-themed cross-stitch, no?! If/when I take up cross-stitch, I'll put it on my to-do list (along with the moustache-themed cross-stitch)!

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