Update from yesterday

[johnnyorigami]

So, I commented in wtfmoneky's livejournal about his latest bag of hilarity here. In it, he complains that people are trying to censor discussion of things they don't like. For my trouble, I got banned from posting in his livejournal.

Would you call this hypocrisy or irony?

Comments

[wtfunkymonkey]

You got banned because I don't like you. You're quite obviously a troll, and I don't want to deal with that crap.
As for everyone else on my ban list; fuck off and die.

AHAHAHAHA

[johnnyorigami]

You're just now getting that? You obviously don't bother to pay attention to the people you attempt to insult. "Oh, boo-hoo, some moron from internet doesn't like me and what I post I think I'll fucking whine about it and maybe cut myself."

Here you go.

However, just because I am a troll doesn't mean I'm wrong, you fucking hypocrite. You bitch about censorship of opposing viewpoints being bad and then turn around and practice what you've been preaching against.

You're so in my face and edgy with your profanity and "YUO SHUD DIE FAG0T", though. I'm all a-tingle.

Ah, well, I doubt you'll be back after this little tantrum. That's fine, really. Your complete lack of intellectual development places your posts somewhat below the high standards I set for myself and others in my livejournal. Not that I'll ban you, because I'm not little cunt who can't handle what other people have to say about me.

Re: AHAHAHAHA

[wtfunkymonkey]

riiiiight.

uh..............huh.

[johnnyorigami]

That's it?

Goddamn, was that pathetic.

Re: uh..............huh.

[wtfunkymonkey]

yup, I'm pretty much through with you. You make no sense, you lie, you exagerate. You say crap that is so completly out of line for the simple purpose of getting me pissed off.
Sorry, I've got better things to do.

Re: uh..............huh.

[johnnyorigami]

NO YOU LIE.

No, seriously, where did I lie? Show me one example.

Going after adiplomat's patented "through with you" line for retreating when you're quite obviously getting your ass kicked, eh? It seems you can't even be an original pathetic little twat.

And I don't say that shit just to piss you off, it's just a nice side benefit.

As for having better things to do, no you don't. You're a pathetic little tool with no life so you try to be a big man on internet. Well, I ain't fooled.

Re: uh..............huh.

[wtfunkymonkey]

Yup, you're absolutely right.
Wow, amazing.

Now, for my next trick I'll make you look like an ass.
Oh, wait. too late.

Goddamn you suck.

[johnnyorigami]

If this is the best you can do, you need to stop posting right now.

Re: Yes, I suck. And he loves it.

[wtfunkymonkey]

Good idea. I'll head your advice the day that victoria secret models hatch from my ass.

go to hell.

Wow, you found a guy willing

[ajollypyruvate]

to stick his dick in your mouth? Poor fellow must be already in the terminal stages of AIDS, or "stupidity" as you like to say.

I hope he at least remembers to wash after. Nothing like your smegma breath all over his genitals to keep other "suitors" at bay.

Re: Wow, you found a guy willing

[wtfunkymonkey]

-10 points for complete idiocy.

have a nice day.

Re: Wow, you found a guy willing

[blackbyrd2]

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

Yes, I agree, you should subtract 10 points for being incapable of crafting a decent insult without it backfiring upon yourself.

Actually,

[ajollypyruvate]

I'd deduct 100 points for him being dumb enough to let your herpes infected self anywhere near 'im.

It's been a very nice day and now I have you to taunt. Stupid monkey.

Re: Wow, you found a guy willing

[johnnyorigami]

OWE
YOU
TEE

Re: The suckage of the monkey.

[blackbyrd2]

I laughed so hard when I saw he'd said that he sucked.

[johnnyorigami]

Seriously, you suck.

Get out.