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You all need to know this:
One of my coworkers is Romanian. She is leaving in April to move in with her husband and his family. In his home town. Her parents-in-law just happen to own a small house... next to their family castle... IN TRANSYLVANIA. Where is she and her husband going to live? IN THE CASTLE. They're going to renovate it for tourists... or possibly turn it into a crypt for the living dead! Because, you see, her husband is clearly a vampire. WHO ELSE OWNS CASTLES IN TRANSYLVANIA?!?!
I am also suspicious of her now as well. She may be able to walk out in the sunlight, but she reacts negatively to me throwing garlic at her. Also, when we pressed her about Vlad Dracul, aka Vlad Tepes, aka Dracula, she said that he was a "national hero". When we confronted her with the fact that he killed over 100,000 people in his brief and bloody reign, she only had this to say: "Well, sometimes you have to kill 100,000 people".
She must be a vampire in training.
One of my coworkers is Romanian. She is leaving in April to move in with her husband and his family. In his home town. Her parents-in-law just happen to own a small house... next to their family castle... IN TRANSYLVANIA. Where is she and her husband going to live? IN THE CASTLE. They're going to renovate it for tourists... or possibly turn it into a crypt for the living dead! Because, you see, her husband is clearly a vampire. WHO ELSE OWNS CASTLES IN TRANSYLVANIA?!?!
I am also suspicious of her now as well. She may be able to walk out in the sunlight, but she reacts negatively to me throwing garlic at her. Also, when we pressed her about Vlad Dracul, aka Vlad Tepes, aka Dracula, she said that he was a "national hero". When we confronted her with the fact that he killed over 100,000 people in his brief and bloody reign, she only had this to say: "Well, sometimes you have to kill 100,000 people".
She must be a vampire in training.