Okay, Winter!

[johnnymohawk]

You can now officially go choke on a bag full of floppy dicks. Additionally, should one bag not be enough for you to choke upon, I can (as the ordering manager of a hot dog and pinball emporium) assure an unending supply of floppy dick-bags.

Comments

[jeffpaulsen]

God bless you and yours, Johnny. This may be the best thing I read this week.

[bizket]

What does a gross of floppy dick-bags run these days? Is there a difference between a floppy dick-bag and a floppy wiener-bag?

[iamxon]

Not into winter, eh?