Things Just Keep Getting Better
So, hey, kids! More news that's gonna blow your minds. Well, at least it blew my mind. Any ways, the girlfriend's coming up for the weekend (awwwwwwwww) and I'm all giddy. But that's not what I'm gonna talk about right now.
So, my wallet that's been gone since like August or July suddenly appeared in my momma's car today, go figure. It still has everything that was in/on it when I lost it. That means I just went up $23! WOOOOOOO! Speaking of wallets, and I hope you all don't mind me going off on a bit of a tangent here, I might be getting a new one soon, but probably not. I need money for a new wallet. Isn't that kind of ironic? No? Ok. Any ways, Christmas is almost here, HUZZAH FOR CHRISTIANITY! That's enough about that.
In other news, I had the best idea ever today whilst eating a McRib (by the way, McRibs totally rip, they rip hard.) I saw my little bro eating a McDonald's ice cream, and I thought to myself "Man, I haven't had a coke float in a while" So, when he comes to me with his hardly eaten ice cream I decide "Shit, I'll use the top half to make me a float, and eat from the fudge down like regular ice cream. Please, spare me the lame "I scream you scream..." jokes, I already made about a dozen today. Any ways, that's an idea I'll never regret. Wow, I wrote a lot, huh? Alright, that's about it. Oh, wait, no it's not. The Brass Knuckles at Churchill's tomorow starting at 9:00 PM, I don't know what time we're on, so be there around 10:30 if you're in SoFla, because it's a Nastie show and it's always disorganized.
So, my wallet that's been gone since like August or July suddenly appeared in my momma's car today, go figure. It still has everything that was in/on it when I lost it. That means I just went up $23! WOOOOOOO! Speaking of wallets, and I hope you all don't mind me going off on a bit of a tangent here, I might be getting a new one soon, but probably not. I need money for a new wallet. Isn't that kind of ironic? No? Ok. Any ways, Christmas is almost here, HUZZAH FOR CHRISTIANITY! That's enough about that.
In other news, I had the best idea ever today whilst eating a McRib (by the way, McRibs totally rip, they rip hard.) I saw my little bro eating a McDonald's ice cream, and I thought to myself "Man, I haven't had a coke float in a while" So, when he comes to me with his hardly eaten ice cream I decide "Shit, I'll use the top half to make me a float, and eat from the fudge down like regular ice cream. Please, spare me the lame "I scream you scream..." jokes, I already made about a dozen today. Any ways, that's an idea I'll never regret. Wow, I wrote a lot, huh? Alright, that's about it. Oh, wait, no it's not. The Brass Knuckles at Churchill's tomorow starting at 9:00 PM, I don't know what time we're on, so be there around 10:30 if you're in SoFla, because it's a Nastie show and it's always disorganized.