Morons
I was forced to transfer my idiot encounters from my profile to my temporarily resurrected livejournal because the recent influx of stupidity was so extensive. These conversations have not been embellished, for they need no embellishing. Enjoy.
1. The profile of pleasetryagain15. I found her in a chat room a while ago and took a look at her profile.
(Updated: 05/03/03) check this out: Give a mouse a cookie, he'll want a glass of milk
*I wAnTeD 2 KiLL dA sExiEsT PeRsOn ALiVe ThEn I rELiZeD....oHh Ya! SuCiCiDeZ a CriMe!*
Well if i called the wrong number, whyd you answer? im me to chat!!!
Welcome the GREATEST (YES THE GREATEST)[EVER]{MUH HA HA HA HA HA} O:-) SubProfile! Hay every you well come to the greatest profile of all time!!!!!!:-D ya you know that it is true. hope you like make sure you check out everything there is to check becuase it is all way kool!!!!
Fine guys open my eyes, smart guys open my mind but only a sweet guy can open my heart
If u need space join NASA baby!!!
girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked too, but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!
If ur nice, you can call me sweety. If ur sweet you can call me hunny. If ur hot you can call me tonight.
Dream as if you'll live forever...Live as if you'll die
I believe in dragons,
good men, and other fantacy creatures!:-D
My heart is lost~ im off 2 find it.
once i do, i gotta bind it.
cuz if i dont then it'll be a mess
my luv 4 u will pour out and then there'd b less.
Four important words in life: CHEAT, LIE, STEAL, DRINK.
If you CHEAT, cheat death. If you LIE, lie about your age.
If you STEAL, steal someone's heart and if you DRINK, have one with me!
Boyz r great........ Every gurlz team needs a waterboy!
You're just jealous cuz the little voices talk to me:-P
With a Wink and A kiss...
im Sry 2 announce but thys lil hottie haz got to BoUnCe...
so with an X and an O (kalong18) out like wo!
Love is like money, everyone wants it, its great when you have it, but it disappears really fast!
2hot2hold2much2handle
I'm not ignoring you, you're just insignificant!
food, tv, and a couch for me
hE lUVs Me LUvS mE nOt ;
If He DoEsNt He JuSt BrOkE mY hEaRt!!!!!!!
if somene says something back to you, say
" I've heard better combacks from a turkey sandwich" :-D :-D :-P
Like if you are like me you love to go to the movies!!!!! and like if you are also
like me than you have seen like everything!!!!!! and you have (sadly) also seen some
of the worst movies EVER!! some of the best movies are Matrix Reloaded(havent seen it
yeet but it looks WAY KOOL), Chalie's Angel(both of them), House on Hunted Hill, Lord
of the RIngs( all of them), Better Luck Tomorrow, SOME OF THE WORST ARE, CHIAGO
(i HATED IT) , Riding in Cars With Boys, My DOG skip!!! that is about i can think of
right now, i am sure there are loads more but i dont feel like typeing every single
one of them
~~*{{({(If you think i should take one off or add on, TELL ME})}}*~~
2. Two conversations with Britty262. She IMed me a few days ago and I originally started talking to her in hopes of naked pictures or something.
a) Conversation one: Attempting to establish an actual conversation.
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Britty262: i like the chick flick myslf
Kalong18: but they have no real value
Britty262: so what
Britty262: i like them
Kalong18: do they make you think?
Britty262: yeah, bc im slow, so they do
Kalong18: about what?
Britty262: i dunno
Kalong18: but you just said that they make you think
Britty262: they do!
Kalong18: but you dont remember what they make you think about?
Britty262: so
Kalong18: you have no clue?
Britty262: nope
Britty262: i told u, im not very smart!
Kalong18: you can still think
Kalong18: you never think about things?
Kalong18: long enough not to forget?
Britty262: idunno
Kalong18: what was the last thing you thought about?
Britty262: my knee
Britty262: n my tan
Britty262: n surfing
Kalong18: how about something deeper, like life, or society
Britty262: uuummm,
Britty262: goignt to charles angels tonight?...does that count?
Kalong18: do you think it does?
Britty262: uuum, i dunno
Britty262: i know
Britty262: the song ill download next
Britty262: on kaza
Kalong18: no, i mean a deep, meaninful though. how about religion? do you practice anythign?
Britty262: nope
Kalong18: neither do I. do you believe in god?
Britty262: sorta, but he never answers my prayers, so no, not really
Kalong18: so you pray?
Britty262: rarely
Kalong18: so, you no longer believe in god?
Britty262: not really
Kalong18: so you believe in evolution then?
Britty262: i dunno, i guess
Kalong18: yes or no?
Kalong18: cmon, im trying to get some conversation going
Britty262: uum, no
Kalong18: then how did humans get here?
Britty262: uum, i dunno
Britty262: i dont feel like talking about adam n eve, or the cavemen, or gorillas
Kalong18: why not?
Kalong18: i want to know why you dont believe in god, but also refuse to believe in evolution
Britty262: bc their bori g
Kalong18: just tell me why you dont believe in god, but also refuse to believe in evolution
Britty262: god doesnt answer me, n evelution....theres to many thoughts about it, n i dont like it, bc it e\reminds me of sciecs
Kalong18: forget about that. just because its related to school doenst mean its bad. just think about the fact that you have no idea how your species got here
Britty262: yeah, its a one celled orgasmimsn
Kalong18: what is?
Britty262: w/e
Kalong18: no, i dont understand what you were referring to. what did you say is a one celled organism
Britty262: yeah
Kalong18: no, you didnt answer my question. what were you referring to when you said, "Britty262: yeah, its a one celled orgasmimsn"
Britty262: organism
Britty262: w/e
Kalong18: but what animal were you talking about when you said that?
Britty262: i dunno
Britty262: i just remember a "1 celed organism" from mrs egan saying that
Kalong18: oh, ok
Kalong18: so where do you think humans came from if not for evolution?
Britty262: i DONT CARE!
Kalong18: how can you not care!?
Britty262: bc i just dont!
Kalong18: meaning of life? does that have any resonance?
Britty262: nope
Kalong18: do you think there is a meaning of life?
Britty262: yeah
Britty262: please
Britty262: just shut up
Kalong18: then what is it?
Britty262: i DUNNO
b) Round two: She IMed me after she realized I put an excerpt from our last conversation in my profile.
Britty262: hey, bizbo, y the fuck dod u put that im ur info?
Britty262: *did
Kalong18: for the same reason ill put this in my profile
Britty262: wtf!
Britty262: u r a fucking retard
Kalong18: oh, quite the contrary
Britty262: please stop using big words
Kalong18: you've gotta be kidding me
Britty262: contrary is a big word
Kalong18: i hope you know what it means
Britty262: nope
Kalong18: how old are you again?
Britty262: 16
Kalong18: ok
Britty262: im touched, u love me soo much that i take up ur whole info
Kalong18: you should feel very accomplished
Kalong18: i couldnt fit any more in there
Britty262: cool
Britty262: i think u should keep it that way
Kalong18: im sure you'll occupy the space for a while, dont worry
Britty262: r u sure u coulnd fit ne more in there?
Kalong18: im gonna try
Britty262: good
Britty262: then all the peeps that know u, but hate u, will know about me...whick is good
Kalong18: and why is it good?
Britty262: bc, at least they will know me when i become famous
Kalong18: then what?
Britty262: they will know mw
Britty262: *me
Kalong18: yeah, we've passed that. how is it beneficial to you?
Britty262: benificial=good, right?
Kalong18: yes
Britty262: bc they will know me
Britty262: that is all
Kalong18: ok
Kalong18: so do you want to talk about math?
Britty262: NO
Britty262: i hate math
Kalong18: ohhhhh
Britty262: but i got my report card, n my av was a 87 last term
Kalong18: oh boy
Britty262: im good at it, but i hate it
Kalong18: ok, um, do you want to talk about philosophy?
Britty262: no
Britty262: i hate that to
Kalong18: physics? its got a lot of math in it, but its really fun
Britty262: i got a 81 in that
Britty262: NO
Britty262: what r u a geek?....shut up,,...please
Kalong18: got an 81 in what?
Britty262: philosophy
Kalong18: oh yeah? what'd you study in it?
Britty262: it was a long time ago
Britty262: i dont care either
Kalong18: oh
Kalong18: so do you like music?
Britty262: yeah
Britty262: but not makin it
Kalong18: thats too bad. i wanted to talk about music theory
Kalong18: you know, the good ol' circle of fifths
Britty262: ahut the fuck up!
Britty262: *shut
Kalong18: jeez, what do you want to talk about?
Britty262: sports
Britty262: if ne thing
Britty262: or boyz
Kalong18: does that mean you wanna fuck me?
Britty262: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Kalong18: then what is it about boyz that you want to talk about?
Britty262: y would i talk about boyz with u?
Kalong18: did you not respond "boyz" when i asked you what you wanted to talk about?
Britty262: yeah i want to talk about boyz, but not with u
Kalong18: well do you wanna talk about girls then?
Kalong18: i think lesbianism is the tops!
Britty262: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO1
Britty262: NNNOOOOO!!!!!!
Kalong18: oh, you like it too?
Kalong18: whered you go?
Britty262: downstaires
Kalong18: oh, ok, i was worried
Britty262: y?
Kalong18: did you see the new charlies angels?
Britty262: about what?
Britty262: im going tonight
Kalong18: does the movie inspire you to be a powerful woman?
Britty262: i already am, so just shut the fuck up
Kalong18: well, with a thirst for knowledge like yours, how could you not be!?
Britty262: eeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrr
Kalong18: are you sure you dont want to talk about math?
Britty262: shut the fuck up
Kalong18: alright then. what do you want to be when you grow up?
Britty262: here r some words for ya, ur a bitch, cunt wanter, cumm keeper, cunt face, bastard, retard, ug, just keave me the fuck alone!
Britty262: i want to be a chef, a model, pro swimmer, lawyer, pro surfer, or a beach bum
Britty262: 1 of thise
Britty262: *those
Britty262: leave me alone
Kalong18: a lawyer?
Britty262: yeah
Kalong18: you'd probably be really good
Kalong18: whats your name? i want to have you as a reference
Britty262: y do u suppose that?
Britty262: y do u think i would be good?...huh?
Kalong18: well, first of all, your rhetoric and use of langauge is astonishing. i can't believe most of what i read from you. and you're only 16! and second of all you just have this indefinable ability to persuade
Britty262: w/e
Kalong18: so where are you planning on going to law school, harvard, yale ...?
Britty262: i dont really know whatu mean with those words, but w/e
Britty262: prinstown, my dad knows the president of the school
Kalong18: princeton, or prinstown?
Britty262: w/e
Kalong18: well, even if your dad does know the president i think you're smart enough to get in anyway
Britty262: yeah right!
Kalong18: no seriously!
Kalong18: so why do you want to be a lawyer?
Britty262: bc i do..bc im good at perswading, n lying(to get my cliet free u need to)......n bc im not afraid of a challange
Kalong18: you know, it helps to be able to spell if you want to be a lawyer
Britty262: i dont care, thats what spell check is for...right?
Kalong18: of course.
Kalong18: so persuade me
Britty262: about what?
Kalong18: hmm, how about a current world issue?
Britty262: i have no clue about it, n besides, u didnt tell me what side im supppoed to take, the one about what is happpening is bad, or goo, or what we should do, shouldnt do, u didnt give me a caes
Britty262: *case
Kalong18: aright, how about the recent affirmative action ruling?
Britty262: no clue about that either
Britty262: n again, u didnt giva me a case
Kalong18: oh, right
Britty262: how about animal testing, n y it is bad
Kalong18: uh, yeah, ok
Kalong18: well, get persuading
Britty262: it is bad bc most of the time it hurts that animals, n it doent work on humans ne ways, n bc they r just like us n deserve to live
Britty262: also bc they r cool
Kalong18: why do they deserve to live?
Kalong18: man, i bet the cool thing would really sway the jury
Britty262: they deserve to live bc god made them, m ne thing he makesm should stay on the earth, bc all animals have a place in the food chains
Kalong18: i thought you didn't believe in god, and in addition to that you can't really use religion in courts. but im sure you knew that considering you're the aspiring lawyer
Britty262: well, when ur a awyer u have to lie to get ur point across
Kalong18: ok. but doesnt the court have to believe those lies?
Britty262: yeah
Kalong18: well, i dont believe in religion, so you're not really persuading me
Britty262: w/e
Kalong18: aright, how about something else
Kalong18: what do you think about abortion?
Britty262: im talking to 2 many peeps right now
Britty262: i feel it is the moms decision bc if she gets raped, she wont want it, is she isnt ready, or for health reasons, but im busy, i cant really talk
Kalong18: ok. well talk more later
Britty262: no
Kalong18: alright, in that case do you want to know what i think about our little conversations?
Britty262: fine
Kalong18: why dont you make your self useful and use the goddamn brain thats in your head? its in there for a reason. you have the most majestic tool of creation inside of you and you just totally neglect it and feed it crap like charlies angles and the concern for your tan
Kalong18: you really are a waste
Kalong18: oh, and ive had fun boosting my ego by talking to you
Britty262: cool
Britty262: have fun while ur at it, bc im haveing fun making fum of u to my friends
Kalong18: i hope you are
Kalong18: because im such a geek
Kalong18: are we finished then?
Britty262: ur right
Britty262: u r
Kalong18: is this goodbye?
Kalong18: forever?
Britty262: maybe
Kalong18: aright, later
Britty262: do u know doughboy61389
Kalong18: no
Britty262: Britty262 (7:51:10 PM): hes a loser
DOUGHBOY61389 (7:51:27 PM): yea
DOUGHBOY61389 (7:51:31 PM): i know
Kalong18: ok
Britty262: lisr
Britty262: *liar
Kalong18: aright, yes, hes my friend
Britty262: yeah right
Britty262: he saod u were a liar
Kalong18: oh i guess he never really liked me then
Britty262: no1 does
Kalong18: oh man
I realize I may have gone too far at some points and that I should not have wasted so much time on these people, but the entertainment value is undeniable. And yes, on some subconscious level I probably sought to boost my own self esteem through this thorough taunting.
1. The profile of pleasetryagain15. I found her in a chat room a while ago and took a look at her profile.
(Updated: 05/03/03) check this out: Give a mouse a cookie, he'll want a glass of milk
*I wAnTeD 2 KiLL dA sExiEsT PeRsOn ALiVe ThEn I rELiZeD....oHh Ya! SuCiCiDeZ a CriMe!*
Well if i called the wrong number, whyd you answer? im me to chat!!!
Welcome the GREATEST (YES THE GREATEST)[EVER]{MUH HA HA HA HA HA} O:-) SubProfile! Hay every you well come to the greatest profile of all time!!!!!!:-D ya you know that it is true. hope you like make sure you check out everything there is to check becuase it is all way kool!!!!
Fine guys open my eyes, smart guys open my mind but only a sweet guy can open my heart
If u need space join NASA baby!!!
girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked too, but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!
If ur nice, you can call me sweety. If ur sweet you can call me hunny. If ur hot you can call me tonight.
Dream as if you'll live forever...Live as if you'll die
I believe in dragons,
good men, and other fantacy creatures!:-D
My heart is lost~ im off 2 find it.
once i do, i gotta bind it.
cuz if i dont then it'll be a mess
my luv 4 u will pour out and then there'd b less.
Four important words in life: CHEAT, LIE, STEAL, DRINK.
If you CHEAT, cheat death. If you LIE, lie about your age.
If you STEAL, steal someone's heart and if you DRINK, have one with me!
Boyz r great........ Every gurlz team needs a waterboy!
You're just jealous cuz the little voices talk to me:-P
With a Wink and A kiss...
im Sry 2 announce but thys lil hottie haz got to BoUnCe...
so with an X and an O (kalong18) out like wo!
Love is like money, everyone wants it, its great when you have it, but it disappears really fast!
2hot2hold2much2handle
I'm not ignoring you, you're just insignificant!
food, tv, and a couch for me
hE lUVs Me LUvS mE nOt ;
If He DoEsNt He JuSt BrOkE mY hEaRt!!!!!!!
if somene says something back to you, say
" I've heard better combacks from a turkey sandwich" :-D :-D :-P
Like if you are like me you love to go to the movies!!!!! and like if you are also
like me than you have seen like everything!!!!!! and you have (sadly) also seen some
of the worst movies EVER!! some of the best movies are Matrix Reloaded(havent seen it
yeet but it looks WAY KOOL), Chalie's Angel(both of them), House on Hunted Hill, Lord
of the RIngs( all of them), Better Luck Tomorrow, SOME OF THE WORST ARE, CHIAGO
(i HATED IT) , Riding in Cars With Boys, My DOG skip!!! that is about i can think of
right now, i am sure there are loads more but i dont feel like typeing every single
one of them
~~*{{({(If you think i should take one off or add on, TELL ME})}}*~~
2. Two conversations with Britty262. She IMed me a few days ago and I originally started talking to her in hopes of naked pictures or something.
a) Conversation one: Attempting to establish an actual conversation.
...
Britty262: i like the chick flick myslf
Kalong18: but they have no real value
Britty262: so what
Britty262: i like them
Kalong18: do they make you think?
Britty262: yeah, bc im slow, so they do
Kalong18: about what?
Britty262: i dunno
Kalong18: but you just said that they make you think
Britty262: they do!
Kalong18: but you dont remember what they make you think about?
Britty262: so
Kalong18: you have no clue?
Britty262: nope
Britty262: i told u, im not very smart!
Kalong18: you can still think
Kalong18: you never think about things?
Kalong18: long enough not to forget?
Britty262: idunno
Kalong18: what was the last thing you thought about?
Britty262: my knee
Britty262: n my tan
Britty262: n surfing
Kalong18: how about something deeper, like life, or society
Britty262: uuummm,
Britty262: goignt to charles angels tonight?...does that count?
Kalong18: do you think it does?
Britty262: uuum, i dunno
Britty262: i know
Britty262: the song ill download next
Britty262: on kaza
Kalong18: no, i mean a deep, meaninful though. how about religion? do you practice anythign?
Britty262: nope
Kalong18: neither do I. do you believe in god?
Britty262: sorta, but he never answers my prayers, so no, not really
Kalong18: so you pray?
Britty262: rarely
Kalong18: so, you no longer believe in god?
Britty262: not really
Kalong18: so you believe in evolution then?
Britty262: i dunno, i guess
Kalong18: yes or no?
Kalong18: cmon, im trying to get some conversation going
Britty262: uum, no
Kalong18: then how did humans get here?
Britty262: uum, i dunno
Britty262: i dont feel like talking about adam n eve, or the cavemen, or gorillas
Kalong18: why not?
Kalong18: i want to know why you dont believe in god, but also refuse to believe in evolution
Britty262: bc their bori g
Kalong18: just tell me why you dont believe in god, but also refuse to believe in evolution
Britty262: god doesnt answer me, n evelution....theres to many thoughts about it, n i dont like it, bc it e\reminds me of sciecs
Kalong18: forget about that. just because its related to school doenst mean its bad. just think about the fact that you have no idea how your species got here
Britty262: yeah, its a one celled orgasmimsn
Kalong18: what is?
Britty262: w/e
Kalong18: no, i dont understand what you were referring to. what did you say is a one celled organism
Britty262: yeah
Kalong18: no, you didnt answer my question. what were you referring to when you said, "Britty262: yeah, its a one celled orgasmimsn"
Britty262: organism
Britty262: w/e
Kalong18: but what animal were you talking about when you said that?
Britty262: i dunno
Britty262: i just remember a "1 celed organism" from mrs egan saying that
Kalong18: oh, ok
Kalong18: so where do you think humans came from if not for evolution?
Britty262: i DONT CARE!
Kalong18: how can you not care!?
Britty262: bc i just dont!
Kalong18: meaning of life? does that have any resonance?
Britty262: nope
Kalong18: do you think there is a meaning of life?
Britty262: yeah
Britty262: please
Britty262: just shut up
Kalong18: then what is it?
Britty262: i DUNNO
b) Round two: She IMed me after she realized I put an excerpt from our last conversation in my profile.
Britty262: hey, bizbo, y the fuck dod u put that im ur info?
Britty262: *did
Kalong18: for the same reason ill put this in my profile
Britty262: wtf!
Britty262: u r a fucking retard
Kalong18: oh, quite the contrary
Britty262: please stop using big words
Kalong18: you've gotta be kidding me
Britty262: contrary is a big word
Kalong18: i hope you know what it means
Britty262: nope
Kalong18: how old are you again?
Britty262: 16
Kalong18: ok
Britty262: im touched, u love me soo much that i take up ur whole info
Kalong18: you should feel very accomplished
Kalong18: i couldnt fit any more in there
Britty262: cool
Britty262: i think u should keep it that way
Kalong18: im sure you'll occupy the space for a while, dont worry
Britty262: r u sure u coulnd fit ne more in there?
Kalong18: im gonna try
Britty262: good
Britty262: then all the peeps that know u, but hate u, will know about me...whick is good
Kalong18: and why is it good?
Britty262: bc, at least they will know me when i become famous
Kalong18: then what?
Britty262: they will know mw
Britty262: *me
Kalong18: yeah, we've passed that. how is it beneficial to you?
Britty262: benificial=good, right?
Kalong18: yes
Britty262: bc they will know me
Britty262: that is all
Kalong18: ok
Kalong18: so do you want to talk about math?
Britty262: NO
Britty262: i hate math
Kalong18: ohhhhh
Britty262: but i got my report card, n my av was a 87 last term
Kalong18: oh boy
Britty262: im good at it, but i hate it
Kalong18: ok, um, do you want to talk about philosophy?
Britty262: no
Britty262: i hate that to
Kalong18: physics? its got a lot of math in it, but its really fun
Britty262: i got a 81 in that
Britty262: NO
Britty262: what r u a geek?....shut up,,...please
Kalong18: got an 81 in what?
Britty262: philosophy
Kalong18: oh yeah? what'd you study in it?
Britty262: it was a long time ago
Britty262: i dont care either
Kalong18: oh
Kalong18: so do you like music?
Britty262: yeah
Britty262: but not makin it
Kalong18: thats too bad. i wanted to talk about music theory
Kalong18: you know, the good ol' circle of fifths
Britty262: ahut the fuck up!
Britty262: *shut
Kalong18: jeez, what do you want to talk about?
Britty262: sports
Britty262: if ne thing
Britty262: or boyz
Kalong18: does that mean you wanna fuck me?
Britty262: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Kalong18: then what is it about boyz that you want to talk about?
Britty262: y would i talk about boyz with u?
Kalong18: did you not respond "boyz" when i asked you what you wanted to talk about?
Britty262: yeah i want to talk about boyz, but not with u
Kalong18: well do you wanna talk about girls then?
Kalong18: i think lesbianism is the tops!
Britty262: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO1
Britty262: NNNOOOOO!!!!!!
Kalong18: oh, you like it too?
Kalong18: whered you go?
Britty262: downstaires
Kalong18: oh, ok, i was worried
Britty262: y?
Kalong18: did you see the new charlies angels?
Britty262: about what?
Britty262: im going tonight
Kalong18: does the movie inspire you to be a powerful woman?
Britty262: i already am, so just shut the fuck up
Kalong18: well, with a thirst for knowledge like yours, how could you not be!?
Britty262: eeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrr
Kalong18: are you sure you dont want to talk about math?
Britty262: shut the fuck up
Kalong18: alright then. what do you want to be when you grow up?
Britty262: here r some words for ya, ur a bitch, cunt wanter, cumm keeper, cunt face, bastard, retard, ug, just keave me the fuck alone!
Britty262: i want to be a chef, a model, pro swimmer, lawyer, pro surfer, or a beach bum
Britty262: 1 of thise
Britty262: *those
Britty262: leave me alone
Kalong18: a lawyer?
Britty262: yeah
Kalong18: you'd probably be really good
Kalong18: whats your name? i want to have you as a reference
Britty262: y do u suppose that?
Britty262: y do u think i would be good?...huh?
Kalong18: well, first of all, your rhetoric and use of langauge is astonishing. i can't believe most of what i read from you. and you're only 16! and second of all you just have this indefinable ability to persuade
Britty262: w/e
Kalong18: so where are you planning on going to law school, harvard, yale ...?
Britty262: i dont really know whatu mean with those words, but w/e
Britty262: prinstown, my dad knows the president of the school
Kalong18: princeton, or prinstown?
Britty262: w/e
Kalong18: well, even if your dad does know the president i think you're smart enough to get in anyway
Britty262: yeah right!
Kalong18: no seriously!
Kalong18: so why do you want to be a lawyer?
Britty262: bc i do..bc im good at perswading, n lying(to get my cliet free u need to)......n bc im not afraid of a challange
Kalong18: you know, it helps to be able to spell if you want to be a lawyer
Britty262: i dont care, thats what spell check is for...right?
Kalong18: of course.
Kalong18: so persuade me
Britty262: about what?
Kalong18: hmm, how about a current world issue?
Britty262: i have no clue about it, n besides, u didnt tell me what side im supppoed to take, the one about what is happpening is bad, or goo, or what we should do, shouldnt do, u didnt give me a caes
Britty262: *case
Kalong18: aright, how about the recent affirmative action ruling?
Britty262: no clue about that either
Britty262: n again, u didnt giva me a case
Kalong18: oh, right
Britty262: how about animal testing, n y it is bad
Kalong18: uh, yeah, ok
Kalong18: well, get persuading
Britty262: it is bad bc most of the time it hurts that animals, n it doent work on humans ne ways, n bc they r just like us n deserve to live
Britty262: also bc they r cool
Kalong18: why do they deserve to live?
Kalong18: man, i bet the cool thing would really sway the jury
Britty262: they deserve to live bc god made them, m ne thing he makesm should stay on the earth, bc all animals have a place in the food chains
Kalong18: i thought you didn't believe in god, and in addition to that you can't really use religion in courts. but im sure you knew that considering you're the aspiring lawyer
Britty262: well, when ur a awyer u have to lie to get ur point across
Kalong18: ok. but doesnt the court have to believe those lies?
Britty262: yeah
Kalong18: well, i dont believe in religion, so you're not really persuading me
Britty262: w/e
Kalong18: aright, how about something else
Kalong18: what do you think about abortion?
Britty262: im talking to 2 many peeps right now
Britty262: i feel it is the moms decision bc if she gets raped, she wont want it, is she isnt ready, or for health reasons, but im busy, i cant really talk
Kalong18: ok. well talk more later
Britty262: no
Kalong18: alright, in that case do you want to know what i think about our little conversations?
Britty262: fine
Kalong18: why dont you make your self useful and use the goddamn brain thats in your head? its in there for a reason. you have the most majestic tool of creation inside of you and you just totally neglect it and feed it crap like charlies angles and the concern for your tan
Kalong18: you really are a waste
Kalong18: oh, and ive had fun boosting my ego by talking to you
Britty262: cool
Britty262: have fun while ur at it, bc im haveing fun making fum of u to my friends
Kalong18: i hope you are
Kalong18: because im such a geek
Kalong18: are we finished then?
Britty262: ur right
Britty262: u r
Kalong18: is this goodbye?
Kalong18: forever?
Britty262: maybe
Kalong18: aright, later
Britty262: do u know doughboy61389
Kalong18: no
Britty262: Britty262 (7:51:10 PM): hes a loser
DOUGHBOY61389 (7:51:27 PM): yea
DOUGHBOY61389 (7:51:31 PM): i know
Kalong18: ok
Britty262: lisr
Britty262: *liar
Kalong18: aright, yes, hes my friend
Britty262: yeah right
Britty262: he saod u were a liar
Kalong18: oh i guess he never really liked me then
Britty262: no1 does
Kalong18: oh man
I realize I may have gone too far at some points and that I should not have wasted so much time on these people, but the entertainment value is undeniable. And yes, on some subconscious level I probably sought to boost my own self esteem through this thorough taunting.