Clips show #2, for all of you out there who don't remember how awesome I am
I was on the site yesterday and it was really awkward, because it smelled pen and paper journal on me. I was sweating bullets trying to hide the telling ink stains. Let's just say it was bad and I had to say I was sorry for about three days...
My sister is currently reading off the plots of Deep Space Nine episodes and pornos as described by the guide on digital cable guide...
I have read over one hundred pages of quality not-hustler reading today...
World Population at 8:06 p.m.--6,367,548,698
World Population at 8:07 p.m.--6,367,548,827
World Population at 8:08 p.m.--6,367,548,962
US Population at 8:10 p.m.--293,217,707
US Population at 8:11 p.m.--293,217,712...
What I want is to be able to hold on to everyone who walks into my life in a great big fuzzy bearhug and lovey wuvey them forever...
Today was not awesome, but that is okay with me. You can't win them all...Let me also clarify that no sup-par day is my fault, it is the fault of girls, period. You thought I was going to say "named Andrew and Brendan", but I didn't, I bet that threw you for a loop...
I'm wearing pantyhose on my arms...
And I'm back for the first time since school got out. In preperation for the new school year I begin again and this time with a motherfuckin' vengence, negroes...
Looking back a few days I have realized that only John Lovitz could replace Marty Mad Dog Oakeson as my counseler, and even he would only have the edge from novelty effect...
Dead American Troops in Iraq: 993
Dead American Troops in Afghanistan: 132
Non-American Coaltion Troops Killed in Iraq: 127
Dead Coalition Troops in "War on Terror": 1252
Iraqi Troops Dead in Iraq: 6370
Iraqi Civilians Dead in Iraq: 13,802
Total Financial Cost of War in Iraq: $131,300,000,000.00
Total Membership to the 700 Club: 4,300,000
Number of Mistakes Leading the Way to This That All Our Effort Should Go Towards Fixing by November 2nd: 1...
My little sister has just spent the past ten minutes explaining to me why she hates the word purchased and all the, and I'm using her words now, "psuedo-intellectual pretentious fifteen year old shits who use it and think they've replaced 'buy' with fucking poetry." I thought that was a pretty precious soundbite. Fourteen year olds say the darndest things...
Also, I want to get picture of George Bush doing something gay with me. Partially because I want to devastate his chances at getting back into power, and partially because there's something very sexy about smart ass smirk saying if you don't do me baby, I'll bomb you...
The name Nixon gave to the 1969 bombing operation over North Vietnam:
Operation Freedom Train...
Actual Iowa City flyer:
Nihil Seraph
What the world has been waiting for
Looking for a drummer with unprecedented control of dynamics and speed...
BABE ALERT 5!!!
BABE ALERT 5!!! BABE ALERT 5!!!...
Greatest Moments in 20th Century Music
I sucked sweets, I sucked rock, I even sucked an old man’s cock
So What, So What
I’ve fucked a sheep and I’ve fucked a goat, I’ve had my cock right down its throat
So What, So What
So What, So What, you boring little cunt, who care’s, who care’s what you do!
Who care’s, who care’s about you, you, you...
"And in the words of the great president and governor of the great state of New York and president Teddy Roosevelt, when the going is...gets tough...the tough will get going. Just like I'm saying right now, he was talking about exactly what you're doing here. Fighting this, um...fight, the good fight, this battle, in our contentious nation right now."
Goddam I rule.
My sister is currently reading off the plots of Deep Space Nine episodes and pornos as described by the guide on digital cable guide...
I have read over one hundred pages of quality not-hustler reading today...
World Population at 8:06 p.m.--6,367,548,698
World Population at 8:07 p.m.--6,367,548,827
World Population at 8:08 p.m.--6,367,548,962
US Population at 8:10 p.m.--293,217,707
US Population at 8:11 p.m.--293,217,712...
What I want is to be able to hold on to everyone who walks into my life in a great big fuzzy bearhug and lovey wuvey them forever...
Today was not awesome, but that is okay with me. You can't win them all...Let me also clarify that no sup-par day is my fault, it is the fault of girls, period. You thought I was going to say "named Andrew and Brendan", but I didn't, I bet that threw you for a loop...
I'm wearing pantyhose on my arms...
And I'm back for the first time since school got out. In preperation for the new school year I begin again and this time with a motherfuckin' vengence, negroes...
Looking back a few days I have realized that only John Lovitz could replace Marty Mad Dog Oakeson as my counseler, and even he would only have the edge from novelty effect...
Dead American Troops in Iraq: 993
Dead American Troops in Afghanistan: 132
Non-American Coaltion Troops Killed in Iraq: 127
Dead Coalition Troops in "War on Terror": 1252
Iraqi Troops Dead in Iraq: 6370
Iraqi Civilians Dead in Iraq: 13,802
Total Financial Cost of War in Iraq: $131,300,000,000.00
Total Membership to the 700 Club: 4,300,000
Number of Mistakes Leading the Way to This That All Our Effort Should Go Towards Fixing by November 2nd: 1...
My little sister has just spent the past ten minutes explaining to me why she hates the word purchased and all the, and I'm using her words now, "psuedo-intellectual pretentious fifteen year old shits who use it and think they've replaced 'buy' with fucking poetry." I thought that was a pretty precious soundbite. Fourteen year olds say the darndest things...
Also, I want to get picture of George Bush doing something gay with me. Partially because I want to devastate his chances at getting back into power, and partially because there's something very sexy about smart ass smirk saying if you don't do me baby, I'll bomb you...
The name Nixon gave to the 1969 bombing operation over North Vietnam:
Operation Freedom Train...
Actual Iowa City flyer:
Nihil Seraph
What the world has been waiting for
Looking for a drummer with unprecedented control of dynamics and speed...
BABE ALERT 5!!!
BABE ALERT 5!!! BABE ALERT 5!!!...
Greatest Moments in 20th Century Music
I sucked sweets, I sucked rock, I even sucked an old man’s cock
So What, So What
I’ve fucked a sheep and I’ve fucked a goat, I’ve had my cock right down its throat
So What, So What
So What, So What, you boring little cunt, who care’s, who care’s what you do!
Who care’s, who care’s about you, you, you...
"And in the words of the great president and governor of the great state of New York and president Teddy Roosevelt, when the going is...gets tough...the tough will get going. Just like I'm saying right now, he was talking about exactly what you're doing here. Fighting this, um...fight, the good fight, this battle, in our contentious nation right now."
Goddam I rule.