You answered and said "Please leave a mess--" and I dropped the receiver then

[johnnygoodtimes]

This is to give people who have friended me recently an opportunity to say hello. Drop me a note and say HAY GURL.

BLOBFISH WELCOMES YOU!

Comments

[mrs_laugh_track]

BLOBFISH. BLOBFISH ARE MY FAVORITE.

Um hi, I'm new? *uses clever disguise*

[johnnygoodtimes]

INORITE? I recently remembered blobfish and was like OH I AM ALL OVER THIS.

If your clever disguise doesn't include a fake mustache I'm totally defriending you. DON'T LET ME DOWN.

[mrs_laugh_track]

Um basically I don't even understand the concept of a clever disguise that doesn't involve a mustache. True story.

[johnnygoodtimes]

[ducttapesnakes]

Obviously I'm not new, but awww blobfish.

[sassymolassey]

I'm your boyfriend now is one of my favorite songs (catchy,and slightly menacing? <3) and I picture blobfish happily singing Jimmy Durante tunes while schleping through the water. And hi!

[johnnygoodtimes]

I picture blobfish happily singing Jimmy Durante tunes while schleping through the water.

lolol THIS. Most real imagined thing ever!

[lobsterbelle]

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOkay, it's obvious I'm not new, isn't it?

[poisonyoulove]

I'm old. So ooooooold. But I've never heard of blobfish! Looking at him, I think he and I would get along just fine. If I were a fish, I'd totally be that fish.

[johnnygoodtimes]

Seriously I think you were my second LJ friend ever. Whooo.

If I were a fish, I'd totally be that fish.

Haha, I've had that picture of blobfish open for the past few days and I'd realize I'd be looking at it and having this moment like Cameron looking at the Seurat painting in Ferris Bueller. There's just a connection.