THESE THINGS ARE AWESOME:
ELVIS COSTELLO WAS ON THE COLBERT REPORT LAST FRIDAY, AND COLBERT SANG AN EARLY VERSION OF EC'S SONG "LIP SERVICE" AND ALSO COSTELLO CALLED LOU DOBBS AND BILL O'REILLY COCKSUCKERS IN A VERY ELVIS COSTELLO-Y WAY, A+ WORK EVERYONE AT THE COLBERT REPORT:
THIS WAS THE ONLY WAY I COULD FIGURE TO GET THE EPISODE ON HERE, JUST SKIP TO THE LAST SEGMENT.
PAUL RUDD WAS ON SESAME STREET <3!:
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AND WITH GROVER NO LESS, A++
WENT AND SAW THE MEN WHO STARE AT GOATS LAST NIGHT, IT WAS OKAY-TO-PRETTY GOOD, BUT THAT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER BECAUSE EWAN MCGREGOR + GEORGE CLOONEY + KEVIN SPACEY CASTING COULD NOT FAIL. EVER. (FUN FACT: DID YOU KNOW MY MOM THINKS KEVIN SPACEY IS A CREEP BECAUSE OF AMERICAN BEAUTY? IT'S TRUE! WTF, MOM!)
OH AND APPARENTLY MORRISSEY IS WRITING AN AUTOBIOGRAPHY? I CAN'T WAIT TO READ HOW HE MANIPULATES EVERY SITUATION SO THAT HE IS THE BLAMELESS VICTIM, IT'S GONNA BE AWESOME.
ALSO -- HANG ON TO YOUR FLIPPIN HATS -- I GOT INVITED TO SOMETHING! LIKE A SOCIAL SOMETHING! ONE OF THE CASHIERS AT WORK CAME BACK THIS WEEK AFTER A COLLEGE TERM IN ARIZONA AND I GOT INVITED TO HER WELCOME-HOME DINNER, WHICH IS MORE OR LESS BEING ATTENDED BY EVERYONE AT WORK UNDER THE AGE OF 30, BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL FRIENDS ANYWAY. HONESTLY I DO NOT REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I DID ANYTHING SOCIAL OR WAS INCLUDED IN A GROUP. I BOUGHT NEW PANTS FOR THE OCCASION, LOL I RULE.
ALSO, A NOT SO AWESOME THING, I HAVE A SHORT PAPER TO WRITE TONIGHT THAT I HAVEN'T STARTED YET AND TOMORROW IS GOING TO BE BUSY WITH CLASSES AND WORK AND THAT DINNER, AND WEDNESDAY IS GOING TO BE SPENT MAKING VARIOUS DESSERTS FOR THANKSGIVING, AND I'M ALREADY FEELING THE ONCOMING STRESS AND ANXIOUSNESS. SO YEAH I GUESS I BETTER GET STARTED ON THAT PAPER NOW, SUUUUCCKKSS.