Do you guys know who is gorgeous and awesome? Let me tell you who is gorgeous and awesome: Isabella Rossellini. My mom likes her and so I've always been fond of her as well, but I think it was when she said "Dammit, Jack! You know I love my Big Beef 'n' Chedder!" in 30 Rock
that I really fell for her. Also, hello, Saddest Music in the World and Blue Velvet!
I got to googling pictures of her tonight because I'm thinking of cutting my hair short (again contemplating a boyish cut) and I've seen her with really nice short styles (I'd like something kind of
like this). I don't think that I consider many women/people in general to be gorgeous but for a while now I've thought Isabella Rossellini to be such a beautiful woman, and goddamn she looks stunning now in her older years too. I was going to post some photos but I figure you all know what she looks like (and if not, there's google).
Okay, so that's the gorgeous part, where does the awesome come in? Well try this pair of awesome pants on for size: Rossellini does a short film series for the Sundance Channel where she dresses up as an insect and and acts out its sexual habits. YEAH THAT'S RIGHT SHE DOES SURPRISE!BUGSECKS!
It's called Green Porno and it is my new favorite thing.
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I mean come on people, did you know bees had it so rough just to get it on? I DIDN'T!
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Also I read that a few years ago she made a film about the 100th birthday of her deceased father, director Roberto Rossellini, and she surreally portrayed him as a giant talking belly. OH ISABELLA ROSSELLINI YOU ARE MY NEW FAVORITE PERSON IN THE WOOORRLLLDD!
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