Irritation Station
Been awhile since I've posted and I feel the need to vent cause I'm pissed and haven't written a Johnny pissed off blog in some time. Time to get some things off my chest. I'm sitting here tryin to place some of my music on Cookie's Winamp but for some reason, I FUCKING CANT!!! So now I've got to listen to DJ Crap and such..Techno fucking sucks!! Who the hell came up with this crap? Pulling a rubber band from your teeth, strumming it over some beat ass drum beats the "artist" didn't even create is not music. How can anyone tell one dumb ass techno song from the other. I'm probably gonna be labeled "closed-minded" for that but fuck being open-minded to crap. Sounds like a lame excuse for having bad taste in music. Not to mention, how the fuck do these people come up with the labels for this garbage? "post industrial trance trip-hop poo poo in my britches"? These folks can french kiss my poo hole while I'm sweating profusely. On the subject of music, when did it become ok to listen to punk music and then wear a Poison shirt the next day? What happened to the good ol' days when such retardedness was met with 3-4 liberty spiked punks willing to kick your ass for being a poser? Punk music had a credo, a feeling, a way of life that couldn't be excused by "being open minded". It's all gone to shit now...actually a long time ago. I've always worried bout my kids, when I have some, being as rebellious as I was as a kid. No worries now since all seems way too vanilla to be taken as anything more than stupidity.Next bitch I have is people in front of me..in the checkout line at any given grocery store I may be at...waiting for them to pay for their goods on WIC,Welfare, etc., only to follow them out to the parking lot and see them drive away...IN A FUCKING $45,000 ESCALADE WITH $4000 STUPID SPINNING RIMS AND TIRES!!!! WTF??? Am I paying for their groceries so they can spend their $$$ on rims, tires, and a fucking tv behind the seat? Why the fuck do I even work after seeing that shit? I have no prob helping someone in need but these people need to be hit up side the head with a lead pipe and left to bleed in the moonlight!!
Next, I'm tired of white bigoted people staring at me when I'm out and about with Cookie cause she's Mexican. We usually combat this by getting as close as we can to these assholes and start making out like teenagers. They usually walk off in disgust which brightens my day like no other. Nothing like pissing off stupid old people. Not my fault they got liver spots!!
Next, wassup with these idiots walking around with these stupid ass hearing aid looking things in their ears that are actually cell phones? Are you soooo important that you have to be contacted at any given time of the day? These folks are usually the ones on welfare driving their aforementioned Escalades. Well gonna go cause I'm gonna go listen to some techno and shine my Spinners. Plus, I have to call tha guv'ment see bout my check!!
Next, I'm tired of white bigoted people staring at me when I'm out and about with Cookie cause she's Mexican. We usually combat this by getting as close as we can to these assholes and start making out like teenagers. They usually walk off in disgust which brightens my day like no other. Nothing like pissing off stupid old people. Not my fault they got liver spots!!
Next, wassup with these idiots walking around with these stupid ass hearing aid looking things in their ears that are actually cell phones? Are you soooo important that you have to be contacted at any given time of the day? These folks are usually the ones on welfare driving their aforementioned Escalades. Well gonna go cause I'm gonna go listen to some techno and shine my Spinners. Plus, I have to call tha guv'ment see bout my check!!