Jun 04, 2006 01:12
I WAS SOVER THWNE I TAEY=-ED THIS.
ROBERT, MAKE YOUR MIDN, BLONDE OR BLACKE!!
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WHY ARE OUR FINGERNAILS TAHT WAY.
SNAP!!!!!!!!!
DADDY MADE AJ JOEL.
HE DID.
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IT IS NOT.
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LET ME TRANSLATE.
HER DAD SAID "i CAN TYPE BLIND WITH A NEWSPAPER"
AND "SHE STILL CANT DO DISHES"
HUTCH SAID "I'M EXCITED THAT ITS MY BIRTHDAY AND I'M EXCITED THAT ITS MY BIRTHDAY! OH IT STOPPED YA! TOUCHE! HAHHHAHAHA WHAT IS THAT DOING? WHAT? THANK YOU! WHERE IS THE LIBRARY? WHAT? WHERE IS LIBERTY IN THIS FUCKING NATION? THATS NOT WHAT I SAID AT ALL! THIS DOESNT WORK"
"THEY WERENT MY FRIENDS...THEY LEFT"
her dad then said "THATS WHAT SHE SAID"
apparently, i'm typing furiously...without err.
"21 years ago..i was born untruthfully"
"thats not what happened"
(smoke)
I DIDNT SAY THAT ENTIRE PARAGRAPH
OH IT DROPPED
OH IT HURTS
poem by erin hutchison
(giggle)
IT HURT
IT BURNT MY CROTCH
I HOPE IT BLOWS UP ON YA
AHHHA
IM UPSET
JUST WAIT UNTIL YOUR 21st birthday.
YOU USED THE BACKFUCK BUTTON.
(snort)
ERIN: MY ABDOMEN
MOM: HUH? WHAT HURTS
ERIN: MY ABDOMEN
MOM: HUH?
ERIN: CARRIE MADE IT
Mike: (smoke)
theyt ry to ty-e[ the ingk ukidrped it.
i had to inofrme the public that i drom=ed
WHY ISLN'T LILLY HERE
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tyriepst to pt4ahlerhjl
mybackspacebuttonwentawry
itsgonenbc
THERE'S A LARGER INSENT GHOVERING
THYE TRIED TO DO TTHINGSK.
THEYRE' WRONG.
WRONG
WRONG
WORNG
WOGN
WRONG
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WRONG
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WRONG
WRONGA
WRONG
SHE'S WRONG
I'M BG]ST SAID 'QUTI IT' T THE KEYOBARD AND SHE OVED IT
you wonr't know whey
i don't know what i said beack there.
it's ok.
becausse i' put exctar spaces.
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