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Jul 03, 2006 13:04

There is a hair in my foot.

not, let me stress, growing out of it...oh, no no.....somehow a stray hair has managed to puncture the skin of my foot, penetrating to a depth of about an inch, like some well-conditioned splinter.

it really fucking hurts to walk, and an attempted removal with my fingernails only succeeded in breaking off most of the protuding section.

what the fuck?

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it's out! you can take yer stanley knives, and A&E, and shove 'em up y'arse.
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