Gaytime
First Name: Matthew
Middle Name: John
Birthday: May 31st
Eyes: Blue
Hair: Controversial
Fav color: Black
Day/Night: Night
Fave Food: Special Tikka Agnie from Gatley Tandoori.
FRIENDS AND LIFE
Do you ever wish you had another name? No, but I keep Johnny Columbia in reserve.
Do you like anyone? Loads of people.
Which one of your friends acts the most like you? Half Richard, half John, half Leigh. Which equals three halves, but never mind.
Who's the loudest? Dan.
Who have you known the longest of your friends? Henry.
Who's the shyest: Richard
Are you close to any family members? My mum
When you cried the most: March 6th 1988
What's the best feeling in the world: Making someone laugh.
Worst Feeling: March 6th 1988
FINISH EACH SENTENCE:
Let's walk on the: wild side
Let's run through: the golf course, trousers down.
Let's look at the: little fella
What a nice: big penis.
Where did all the: grammar gone?
Why can't you: turn off your TV set, and do something less boring instead!
Silly, little: elephant
Tell me: the way to go home
HAVE YOU:
Ran away from home: No.
Pictured your crush naked: Yeah.
Skipped school: Yeah
Broken someone's heart: Yup.
Been in love: Yeah
Cried when someone died: Yeah
Wanted someone you knew you couldn't have: Yes.
Done something embarrassing: Many, many times
Done a drug: See above
Cried in school: No
RANDOM
Your Good Luck Charm: Don't have one.
Person You Hate Most: Everyone at work apart from about 5 people at work.
Best Thing That Has Happened: Glasto 2005.
Ice Cream: Cheers.
WHO Makes you laugh the most: John/Leigh/Richard/Ron Ravey four-way-tie.
Makes you smile: All my friends.
Has A Crush On You: I could name three. I could be wrong.
Do You Have A Crush On Someone: Yes.
HAVE YOU EVER
Fallen for your best friend?: No
Made out with JUST a friend?: Yes
Kissed two people in the same day?: Yes
Had sex with two different people in the same day?: Yes
Been rejected: Yeah.
Been in love?: Am.
Been used?: Yes
Done something you regret?: Plenty.
Cheated on someone?: Yes.
Been called a tease: No.
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
You touched?: The missus.
You talked to on the phone?: Ron Ravey.
You hugged?: The missus.
You instant messaged?: Leigh
You kissed?: The missus
You yelled at?: Some mouthy cunts whilst I was giving first aid to a pregnant girl in town last night.
Who text messaged you?: Ron Ravey
Who broke your heart?: Can't break a heart of stone.
Who told you they loved you?: The missus.
Middle Name: John
Birthday: May 31st
Eyes: Blue
Hair: Controversial
Fav color: Black
Day/Night: Night
Fave Food: Special Tikka Agnie from Gatley Tandoori.
FRIENDS AND LIFE
Do you ever wish you had another name? No, but I keep Johnny Columbia in reserve.
Do you like anyone? Loads of people.
Which one of your friends acts the most like you? Half Richard, half John, half Leigh. Which equals three halves, but never mind.
Who's the loudest? Dan.
Who have you known the longest of your friends? Henry.
Who's the shyest: Richard
Are you close to any family members? My mum
When you cried the most: March 6th 1988
What's the best feeling in the world: Making someone laugh.
Worst Feeling: March 6th 1988
FINISH EACH SENTENCE:
Let's walk on the: wild side
Let's run through: the golf course, trousers down.
Let's look at the: little fella
What a nice: big penis.
Where did all the: grammar gone?
Why can't you: turn off your TV set, and do something less boring instead!
Silly, little: elephant
Tell me: the way to go home
HAVE YOU:
Ran away from home: No.
Pictured your crush naked: Yeah.
Skipped school: Yeah
Broken someone's heart: Yup.
Been in love: Yeah
Cried when someone died: Yeah
Wanted someone you knew you couldn't have: Yes.
Done something embarrassing: Many, many times
Done a drug: See above
Cried in school: No
RANDOM
Your Good Luck Charm: Don't have one.
Person You Hate Most: Everyone at work apart from about 5 people at work.
Best Thing That Has Happened: Glasto 2005.
Ice Cream: Cheers.
WHO Makes you laugh the most: John/Leigh/Richard/Ron Ravey four-way-tie.
Makes you smile: All my friends.
Has A Crush On You: I could name three. I could be wrong.
Do You Have A Crush On Someone: Yes.
HAVE YOU EVER
Fallen for your best friend?: No
Made out with JUST a friend?: Yes
Kissed two people in the same day?: Yes
Had sex with two different people in the same day?: Yes
Been rejected: Yeah.
Been in love?: Am.
Been used?: Yes
Done something you regret?: Plenty.
Cheated on someone?: Yes.
Been called a tease: No.
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
You touched?: The missus.
You talked to on the phone?: Ron Ravey.
You hugged?: The missus.
You instant messaged?: Leigh
You kissed?: The missus
You yelled at?: Some mouthy cunts whilst I was giving first aid to a pregnant girl in town last night.
Who text messaged you?: Ron Ravey
Who broke your heart?: Can't break a heart of stone.
Who told you they loved you?: The missus.