Little surprises for a big man
My brother's brother-in-law is a big man. Football player kind of big. 6'2, 285 lbs. ya know, a big fucking guy. So the behemoth of an in-law was asked to come check out their new house. They had just moved into it, and were still getting some of the kinks out of the house. Electrical wiring was being changed out, new refrigeration lines, insulation, things like that. The brother-in-law is being given the tour of the house, checking out the bedroom, living room, and moving on into the kitchen. As they're all getting a glass of water, the hear a loud thud. They put down their glasses and look for the source of the thud. They hear it again, this time it's not just one thud, but a series. The brother-in-law moved in a little closer to the wall with the refrigirator against it. As he puts his ear to the wall, with a tremendous THWOOM a tiny midget in a hard hat comes crashing threw the wall, slamming into the inlaw. The Brother-in-law looks down, see the midget and throws the tiny fuckin thing to the other side of the room, all the while screaming like a little girl...As the midget crashes into the opposite wall, he leaps to his feet, and runs screaming out the door and into the night, thus proving midgets are worse than roaches.
-JohnnyBollox
-JohnnyBollox