Fat chicks don't have feelings.
Especially Kirstie Alley.
Speaking of...
At work theres this gay black dude from Trinidad. I walked out into the dining room to get myself a drink, and Kirstie Alley was on the tv, talking about being fat, the number of rolls in her stomach, and how many cheeseburgers can she can stuff in her mouth at once. So I go back to getting my drink, and I'm stopped by the gay dude with "hey, you look like her."
I glared at him harshly and said "what?"
"you look like her." So I continute glaring at him until he asks what he did wrong, and I inform him that on a better day I might fold him up and put him in the dishwasher for saying I look like a chick, especially one that is being headlined as "FAT ACTRESS." so he tells me that she was pretty before she got fat, and thats what he meant. When I told him that wasn't really any better, and he just looked confused, I realized I shouldn't argue with gay people. If they think Kirstie Alley is pretty, anything they say is gonna be wrong. So I just set him on fire and left.
That'll teach him.
-JohnnyBollox
Speaking of...
At work theres this gay black dude from Trinidad. I walked out into the dining room to get myself a drink, and Kirstie Alley was on the tv, talking about being fat, the number of rolls in her stomach, and how many cheeseburgers can she can stuff in her mouth at once. So I go back to getting my drink, and I'm stopped by the gay dude with "hey, you look like her."
I glared at him harshly and said "what?"
"you look like her." So I continute glaring at him until he asks what he did wrong, and I inform him that on a better day I might fold him up and put him in the dishwasher for saying I look like a chick, especially one that is being headlined as "FAT ACTRESS." so he tells me that she was pretty before she got fat, and thats what he meant. When I told him that wasn't really any better, and he just looked confused, I realized I shouldn't argue with gay people. If they think Kirstie Alley is pretty, anything they say is gonna be wrong. So I just set him on fire and left.
That'll teach him.
-JohnnyBollox