Motherfuckers like me
JOHNNYBLITZ (08:07:42 pm): am i a dick for deciding at the last minute not to go with my gf to this club tonite
lucycon18 (08:08:05 pm): no you're a dick for forgetting my birthday
JOHNNYBLITZ (08:08:36 pm): fuck
JOHNNYBLITZ (08:08:39 pm): when was it
lucycon18 (08:08:53 pm): wednesday
lucycon18 (08:08:57 pm): that's okay everyone forgot
JOHNNYBLITZ (08:09:03 pm): fuck, im sorry..happy belated
JOHNNYBLITZ (08:09:04 pm): !!
lucycon18 (08:09:06 pm): thanks dude
JOHNNYBLITZ (08:09:06 pm): i am a dick
lucycon18 (08:09:13 pm): clubs are stupid
lucycon18 (08:09:22 pm): stay home and eat oreos and chain smoke and play sim city, like i am
JOHNNYBLITZ (08:11:44 pm): yeha, i hate them...and its $20, and they say"no sneakers", which inadvertantly means "Guidos', please", and i dont even like to dance, not to mention the fact that my girl and i ahvent been getting along too well recently, plus my dreams have been weird, like about me dying and us being unfaithful...but besides that, maybe i am a dick for not going
JOHNNYBLITZ (08:12:23 pm): can u download my favorite song..that can be a pseudo-bday present from me?
JOHNNYBLITZ (08:12:35 pm): "Lost Motel" by Strung Out
Ok, so the last part about Strung Out, is irrelavent, but I'm here in my apartment (414 E. 11th St, Box 3E, NY, NY 10009 if you wanna send a letter bomb) listening to them and i think i should be going with my woman to Culture Club tonite, but I really just dont want to. We've been so un-affectionat lately and the last thing I want is to be surrounded by guidos and fags (and no, im not homophobic, fuckers), pretending to enjoy dancing to Dixie's Midnight Runners and Blondie, and watching boys watch my woman. Sometimes I wonder why I'm not more jealous about my girl. I guess it's cuz I totally trust her, but I also think sometimes it's something else. I'm insane. It's official. [See, I was about to start a sentence conerning my good friend whose LiveJournal I just discovered. Why the fuck would I even be thinking about it, let alone write about it after writing about my woman and fucking stupid clubs.] I'm drinking an Old E 22. It's no 40, but it's what i got leftover from Wednesday when my bro, Erik and Fred came over. We drank a lot, did a drug, and smoked a lot of cigarettes (even PallMalls, which John Shooter in "Secret Window" smokes).
Anyways, I'm not going back to talking about my girl and me and our situation tonite. She's so fucking beautiful and I need to clean up my life and get priorities straight. Fuck me. I rule. Peace out. Nigga Jordan
lucycon18 (08:08:05 pm): no you're a dick for forgetting my birthday
JOHNNYBLITZ (08:08:36 pm): fuck
JOHNNYBLITZ (08:08:39 pm): when was it
lucycon18 (08:08:53 pm): wednesday
lucycon18 (08:08:57 pm): that's okay everyone forgot
JOHNNYBLITZ (08:09:03 pm): fuck, im sorry..happy belated
JOHNNYBLITZ (08:09:04 pm): !!
lucycon18 (08:09:06 pm): thanks dude
JOHNNYBLITZ (08:09:06 pm): i am a dick
lucycon18 (08:09:13 pm): clubs are stupid
lucycon18 (08:09:22 pm): stay home and eat oreos and chain smoke and play sim city, like i am
JOHNNYBLITZ (08:11:44 pm): yeha, i hate them...and its $20, and they say"no sneakers", which inadvertantly means "Guidos', please", and i dont even like to dance, not to mention the fact that my girl and i ahvent been getting along too well recently, plus my dreams have been weird, like about me dying and us being unfaithful...but besides that, maybe i am a dick for not going
JOHNNYBLITZ (08:12:23 pm): can u download my favorite song..that can be a pseudo-bday present from me?
JOHNNYBLITZ (08:12:35 pm): "Lost Motel" by Strung Out
Ok, so the last part about Strung Out, is irrelavent, but I'm here in my apartment (414 E. 11th St, Box 3E, NY, NY 10009 if you wanna send a letter bomb) listening to them and i think i should be going with my woman to Culture Club tonite, but I really just dont want to. We've been so un-affectionat lately and the last thing I want is to be surrounded by guidos and fags (and no, im not homophobic, fuckers), pretending to enjoy dancing to Dixie's Midnight Runners and Blondie, and watching boys watch my woman. Sometimes I wonder why I'm not more jealous about my girl. I guess it's cuz I totally trust her, but I also think sometimes it's something else. I'm insane. It's official. [See, I was about to start a sentence conerning my good friend whose LiveJournal I just discovered. Why the fuck would I even be thinking about it, let alone write about it after writing about my woman and fucking stupid clubs.] I'm drinking an Old E 22. It's no 40, but it's what i got leftover from Wednesday when my bro, Erik and Fred came over. We drank a lot, did a drug, and smoked a lot of cigarettes (even PallMalls, which John Shooter in "Secret Window" smokes).
Anyways, I'm not going back to talking about my girl and me and our situation tonite. She's so fucking beautiful and I need to clean up my life and get priorities straight. Fuck me. I rule. Peace out. Nigga Jordan