There's a sociological theory I read somewhere that says that the best predictor of a society going to war, is the proportion of young males in that society. Ie more young males, more war. Demographic inevitability.
Now, if we accept that since wars started, it's been mostly young men dying in them, then both heaven and hell should have a surfeit of young male souls. So their war will just escalate, as the proportion of young male souls increases. As above, so below, so the cycle of war on earth will escalate too, resulting in a positive feedback loop.
Our only chance to stop this vicious cycle is by having masses of civilians die in war, so that all sexes and ages die and go to heaven and hell, effectively lowering the proportion of young male souls there.
WWI: lots of young men died. Result: within two decades, WWII.
WWII: masses of civilians died due to the Holocaust, firebombing of German cities, atomic bombing of Japanese cities, and to a lesser extent the bombing of London and Coventry by thr Luftwaffe and V2 rockets. Result: decades of entente, with minor 'police actions' etc but no major world conflicts.
With the gradual escalation in scale of these 'minor' conflicts over the past 60 years, Heaven and Hell's populations are gradually shifting to a higher proportion of young male souls again...
Expect WWIII and the Apolocalypse any day now. You heard it here first.
The solution is to spiritually sex-change the young males.
Metrosexualization is the first step. Encourage your friends to primp, preen and discuss the merits of various bath products. You'll be doing the world a favour...
Now, if we accept that since wars started, it's been mostly young men dying in them, then both heaven and hell should have a surfeit of young male souls. So their war will just escalate, as the proportion of young male souls increases. As above, so below, so the cycle of war on earth will escalate too, resulting in a positive feedback loop.
Our only chance to stop this vicious cycle is by having masses of civilians die in war, so that all sexes and ages die and go to heaven and hell, effectively lowering the proportion of young male souls there.
WWI: lots of young men died. Result: within two decades, WWII.
WWII: masses of civilians died due to the Holocaust, firebombing of German cities, atomic bombing of Japanese cities, and to a lesser extent the bombing of London and Coventry by thr Luftwaffe and V2 rockets. Result: decades of entente, with minor 'police actions' etc but no major world conflicts.
With the gradual escalation in scale of these 'minor' conflicts over the past 60 years, Heaven and Hell's populations are gradually shifting to a higher proportion of young male souls again...
Expect WWIII and the Apolocalypse any day now. You heard it here first.
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Metrosexualization is the first step. Encourage your friends to primp, preen and discuss the merits of various bath products. You'll be doing the world a favour...
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