Weekly Update
Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the weekly update brought to you by the awesome John Thomas Blair...in the news today...demcratic national convention, great quotes by politicians in the past month, and the democratic party platform
***the democratic party has kicked off its thrillin convention in boston, massachusettes...this convention is nothin like the original ones where after heated debates and series of votes a candidate would be picked for president...this one is to see what the clintons had to say about each other and how borin of a man john kerry really is...3 purple hearts tho...and i guarentee that you will hear about this 100 more times
***kerry's, wife theresa heinz kerry, has been in the news recently after tellin a reporter to "SHOVE IT" when she accused him of misquoting her...actually, upon further television review, the reporter was actually correct and had quoted her correctly...see, reporters can be honest people...anyways, hilary clinton stated "the woman speaks her mind...YOU GO GIRL."
***OTHER GREAT QUOTES THE PAST FEW WEEKS***
>>>DICK CHENEY---"F*** yourself"
>>>SCHWARZENAGER---"Girlie Men" when referrin to california democrats
>>>HEINZ KERRY---"Shove it"
***one of the issues of the democratic platform regards oil...the party says that they will break ties with the middle east oil giants, and not drill in oil rich alaska...so this question must be asked...
"where are we gonna get our oil to go to work...live in our homes...etc?"
GOV OF MICH: "we are developin new methods includin ethanol"
CHRIS MATHEWS: "what does your car run on?"
GOV: "gas"
MATHEWS: "where does gas come from?"
GOV: "oil"
MATHEWS: "where will we get the oil to run your car?"
GOV: "we are developin new cars that will not need to run on oil"
MATHEWS: "when will these cars be made ready"
GOV: "in about 3 years"
MATHEWS: "but what about the oil that we wont have for those 3 years"
GOV: "well we have hybrid cars"
MATHEWS: "do you have a hybrid car"
GOV: "no, but i will go out and buy one cuz of the situation"
MATHEWS: "what about those that cant buy a new hybrid car and that wont be able to afford a car that will run on ethanol when they come available"
GOV: pause and then changes the subject
i have a feelin they might want to tinker with this one
sorry aboutthe length but a few things had to be mentioned...enjoy the week and kerry speaks thursday nite if you care
***the democratic party has kicked off its thrillin convention in boston, massachusettes...this convention is nothin like the original ones where after heated debates and series of votes a candidate would be picked for president...this one is to see what the clintons had to say about each other and how borin of a man john kerry really is...3 purple hearts tho...and i guarentee that you will hear about this 100 more times
***kerry's, wife theresa heinz kerry, has been in the news recently after tellin a reporter to "SHOVE IT" when she accused him of misquoting her...actually, upon further television review, the reporter was actually correct and had quoted her correctly...see, reporters can be honest people...anyways, hilary clinton stated "the woman speaks her mind...YOU GO GIRL."
***OTHER GREAT QUOTES THE PAST FEW WEEKS***
>>>DICK CHENEY---"F*** yourself"
>>>SCHWARZENAGER---"Girlie Men" when referrin to california democrats
>>>HEINZ KERRY---"Shove it"
***one of the issues of the democratic platform regards oil...the party says that they will break ties with the middle east oil giants, and not drill in oil rich alaska...so this question must be asked...
"where are we gonna get our oil to go to work...live in our homes...etc?"
GOV OF MICH: "we are developin new methods includin ethanol"
CHRIS MATHEWS: "what does your car run on?"
GOV: "gas"
MATHEWS: "where does gas come from?"
GOV: "oil"
MATHEWS: "where will we get the oil to run your car?"
GOV: "we are developin new cars that will not need to run on oil"
MATHEWS: "when will these cars be made ready"
GOV: "in about 3 years"
MATHEWS: "but what about the oil that we wont have for those 3 years"
GOV: "well we have hybrid cars"
MATHEWS: "do you have a hybrid car"
GOV: "no, but i will go out and buy one cuz of the situation"
MATHEWS: "what about those that cant buy a new hybrid car and that wont be able to afford a car that will run on ethanol when they come available"
GOV: pause and then changes the subject
i have a feelin they might want to tinker with this one
sorry aboutthe length but a few things had to be mentioned...enjoy the week and kerry speaks thursday nite if you care