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if i were a superhero, i wouldn't tell anyone.
if i were to win the lotto, i wouldn't tell anyone.
if i was fucking your sister, i wouldn't tell.
if i was stealing from your mother, i wouldn't tell.
if i were experimenting with drugs, or developing an addiction, i wouldn't tell.
But, i had an amazing meal, or found some stupid toy on sale, or broke the zipper on my jacket, i would tell everybody. i wouldn't shut up about those things.
i'm funny like that.
if i were to win the lotto, i wouldn't tell anyone.
if i was fucking your sister, i wouldn't tell.
if i was stealing from your mother, i wouldn't tell.
if i were experimenting with drugs, or developing an addiction, i wouldn't tell.
But, i had an amazing meal, or found some stupid toy on sale, or broke the zipper on my jacket, i would tell everybody. i wouldn't shut up about those things.
i'm funny like that.