Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In October I gave
hellaspawn a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last Thursday I punched
thejool in the arm (-10 points). In April I didn't flush (-1 points). In February I set
zxvasdf's puppy on fire (-66 points). In September I put gum in
stefjo's hair (-12 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-99 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
johnnyalltheway
hehehe!