are we not men? we are devo
so the day before yesterday i went on a great journey with my friend little jon, who is visiting from gary, IN. we stayed up all night talking and then he said, while staring at the door, "that's looking like a good exit to me." we went and played a tennis/basketball/foursquare type game. my friends chinaman and jakuva were with us as well. i learned that if you share all your secrets, you will never die. we got pizza and then went to some kid's house, and on the way we stole a garden orb and replaced it with a basketball. i tried to give the orb to some guy but he didn't want it. we then walked through miles of woods and i filled the orb with things along the way. we claimed a house in the woods. 1505 HILLCREST DRIVE! it's awesome and full of stuff. we eventually ran into some friends of our's and decided the time had come to destroy the orb so we broke it and pointed out the things we collected. there was a flag we stole from some neighborhood. we played with duster and it's incredible. if you break the bottle, this liquid comes out that evaporates immediately when it touches the ground. then we got picked up and went to discover mills mall and we asked rich looking kids for money. they asked if i would spend it on booze and i made them feel stupid by saying, "what why would i spend it on booze? i'm 17 how would i even buy booze?" one kid gave me a dollar and persuaded his friend to give me another dollar. we probably seemed really looney to them. i walked through a bookstore dancing while my friend followed me singing "that's amore."
all in all, a pretty good day.
all in all, a pretty good day.