I got fan mail ....
So this is absolutely terrible, but in relation to my website I've recieved some fan mail ..... feast your eyes on this doozie ....
Ooh Ace, Ace, Ace...
How sad, pathetic, and lonley you really are. I am writing you to congratulate you, on this fabulous blogspot posts that try and prove that you are doing something with you life. When the real fact of the matter is presented below:
-You have no car, no license
-You have no job (let me clarify this one: you have no job that isn't mandated by the government and/or law enforcement for probation)
-You aren't in college, and probably have no plan of returning
-You still live at home with your family members, who probably have pity on you.
So let me congratulate you on still being alive. Apparently, your liver has not given our yet, and you are not dead from the 98.5% of Illinois boys that you have slept with. Thank you for trying to validate yourself with these posts, they really are quite amusing. Continue the good work! And might I say, your pictures that I have seen on Facebook and Myspace are SOOO ugly compared to what you look like in person. Yikes! HAHA
I know I'm a bitch, but this has been coming for a while. So, my apologies. I really am quite a good person, and quite the catch ;-)
Sincerely,
A Random Boy in Champaign that You Don't Know
.... well for someone who doesn't like me @ all, they certainly took a lot of time and energy into writing me a kind little note to fill me in. First off, asshole .... I'd just like to make some slight corrections.
If you read my site at all, you'd be well informed that I do have my license back, thank you very much. 450 bucks down, but I have it back. I do have a job that isn't mandated by the COURT .... I just don't choose to write about it, as Community Service is much more entertaining. Kudos on the lack of car, however, you did get that one right.
As far as that 98.5 % of the men I've slept with .... sweetie I haven't even hit up Chicago. Yet. So we'll talk more about that one later. And please don't be jealous of my very strong liver .... I drink .... a LOT ..... get over it. And also, I love how "Your still live with your family members" as if that is to say I live @ home with my mom & dad ..... first off, I do not .... secondly, I don't get pity. But thanks for playing.
Annnnnnnd in ending, it was almost as though the quote "And might I say, your pictures that I have seen on Facebook and Myspace are SOOO ugly compared to what you look like in person " was a compliment ???? I dunno ..... but then the anonymous pussy, REGISTERED for my site ..... which is just an extra dollar in my pocket. I loves it. Keep it coming bitch !
Ooh Ace, Ace, Ace...
How sad, pathetic, and lonley you really are. I am writing you to congratulate you, on this fabulous blogspot posts that try and prove that you are doing something with you life. When the real fact of the matter is presented below:
-You have no car, no license
-You have no job (let me clarify this one: you have no job that isn't mandated by the government and/or law enforcement for probation)
-You aren't in college, and probably have no plan of returning
-You still live at home with your family members, who probably have pity on you.
So let me congratulate you on still being alive. Apparently, your liver has not given our yet, and you are not dead from the 98.5% of Illinois boys that you have slept with. Thank you for trying to validate yourself with these posts, they really are quite amusing. Continue the good work! And might I say, your pictures that I have seen on Facebook and Myspace are SOOO ugly compared to what you look like in person. Yikes! HAHA
I know I'm a bitch, but this has been coming for a while. So, my apologies. I really am quite a good person, and quite the catch ;-)
Sincerely,
A Random Boy in Champaign that You Don't Know
.... well for someone who doesn't like me @ all, they certainly took a lot of time and energy into writing me a kind little note to fill me in. First off, asshole .... I'd just like to make some slight corrections.
If you read my site at all, you'd be well informed that I do have my license back, thank you very much. 450 bucks down, but I have it back. I do have a job that isn't mandated by the COURT .... I just don't choose to write about it, as Community Service is much more entertaining. Kudos on the lack of car, however, you did get that one right.
As far as that 98.5 % of the men I've slept with .... sweetie I haven't even hit up Chicago. Yet. So we'll talk more about that one later. And please don't be jealous of my very strong liver .... I drink .... a LOT ..... get over it. And also, I love how "Your still live with your family members" as if that is to say I live @ home with my mom & dad ..... first off, I do not .... secondly, I don't get pity. But thanks for playing.
Annnnnnnd in ending, it was almost as though the quote "And might I say, your pictures that I have seen on Facebook and Myspace are SOOO ugly compared to what you look like in person " was a compliment ???? I dunno ..... but then the anonymous pussy, REGISTERED for my site ..... which is just an extra dollar in my pocket. I loves it. Keep it coming bitch !